he's pretty good BUT it's still gay!!!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
It wouldn't have been as kewl if you could actually hear the "powerful yet economical two-smoke powerplant".
But I'd have one - just so I didn't have to ride my bike during the week. And it's a well-known fact that scooter riders don't have to WATGATT - just a bicycle helmet will do.![]()
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
did his boyfriend teach him that?
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Hmmm - it looses some of its edge when he runs along and catches up to it.
Soft cocks. I didn't see one rolling stoppie.
Just thought someone should beat Carver to it.
Am i the only one thats going to admit that i'm jealous of his awesome skills? So sad but true...
I'm sure it's very clever but it's not real is it. It's like swimming in a paddling pool, or a pie eating contest with no filling in the pies, or having a beer and curry crap in a child's toilet, or running slowly??
All this proves is that gays have a good sense of balance as well as good personal hygiene.
Stunting should be done by men with beards, using bikes that growl and snarl and bite. Ooh look at me Tarquin, I can balance my 1 kg vespa on one wheel,at near walking pace and still apply moisturiser in the wing mirror.
Nah.![]()
Oh bugger
WTF are you deluded? A vespa weighs a good 140kg+ and has maybe 25-30hp in a well tuned state (as in quite hotted up)... not only that, it has 10 or 12 inch biscuit thin wheels. Then there's the fact that it has the gear change on the left handle - pull too hard and it will jump up a gear.
Pretty cool if you ask me, extra points for originality.
You gonna post up your stunt vids martybabe? Wouldnt mind seeing your beard![]()
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Nah - I think Vespas are pretty good fun atchally.
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