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    Jealous of a Vespa rider?



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    he's pretty good BUT it's still gay!!!
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    It wouldn't have been as kewl if you could actually hear the "powerful yet economical two-smoke powerplant".

    But I'd have one - just so I didn't have to ride my bike during the week. And it's a well-known fact that scooter riders don't have to WATGATT - just a bicycle helmet will do.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    did his boyfriend teach him that?
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    Hmmm - it looses some of its edge when he runs along and catches up to it.

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    Nope. It's still a Vesta.
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    Soft cocks. I didn't see one rolling stoppie.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Nope. It's still a Vesta.
    Hmmm - he needs an LML
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    That's probably the attempt to make these things that has come the closest to succeeding...

    But yes, sadly, only a european young beauty with a short skirt should be allowed to ride the Vespas...anyone else is reminiscent of Scrubs and yes, gay!
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    Am i the only one thats going to admit that i'm jealous of his awesome skills? So sad but true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamkirk View Post
    Am i the only one thats going to admit that i'm jealous of his awesome skills? So sad but true...
    He was probably forced to learn those tricks because he couldn't keep up with the Lambrettas.
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    I'm sure it's very clever but it's not real is it. It's like swimming in a paddling pool, or a pie eating contest with no filling in the pies, or having a beer and curry crap in a child's toilet, or running slowly??

    All this proves is that gays have a good sense of balance as well as good personal hygiene.

    Stunting should be done by men with beards, using bikes that growl and snarl and bite. Ooh look at me Tarquin, I can balance my 1 kg vespa on one wheel,at near walking pace and still apply moisturiser in the wing mirror.

    Nah.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    I'm sure it's very clever but it's not real is it. It's like swimming in a paddling pool, or a pie eating contest with no filling in the pies, or having a beer and curry crap in a child's toilet, or running slowly??

    All this proves is that gays have a good sense of balance as well as good personal hygiene.

    Stunting should be done by men with beards, using bikes that growl and snarl and bite. Ooh look at me Tarquin, I can balance my 1 kg vespa on one wheel,at near walking pace and still apply moisturiser in the wing mirror.

    Nah.
    WTF are you deluded? A vespa weighs a good 140kg+ and has maybe 25-30hp in a well tuned state (as in quite hotted up)... not only that, it has 10 or 12 inch biscuit thin wheels. Then there's the fact that it has the gear change on the left handle - pull too hard and it will jump up a gear.

    Pretty cool if you ask me, extra points for originality.

    You gonna post up your stunt vids martybabe? Wouldnt mind seeing your beard
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    Nah - I think Vespas are pretty good fun atchally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    WTF are you deluded? A vespa weighs a good 140kg+ and has maybe 25-30hp in a well tuned state (as in quite hotted up)... not only that, it has 10 or 12 inch biscuit thin wheels. Then there's the fact that it has the gear change on the left handle - pull too hard and it will jump up a gear.

    Pretty cool if you ask me, extra points for originality.

    You gonna post up your stunt vids martybabe? Wouldnt mind seeing your beard
    Just joshin R6, my sons gay and rides a vespa ,well crashes it mostly and he's a piss taking bastard, gotta give him a bit of stick, I quite like em actually, and I couldn't stunt a xmas pud. I do have the beard though.
    Oh bugger

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