Biking things to do when bikeless

**Riff Raff** · 9th January 2005, 16:13

I need to get back on a bike. Here's a couple of ideas for those of us who can't ride at the moment. Anyone else got suggestions?

**Blakamin** · 9th January 2005, 16:16

Buy motogp4 for ps2.... saves laying on the road

**marty** · 9th January 2005, 16:17

bit of housework?

**DarkNinja** · 9th January 2005, 16:18

the second guy looks like he just got bitten by a snake and fell down that way. Poor Riff Raff, i feel for yer, it sux being off a bike. Did you sort your neck out and go and hit your physio's head with a shovel?

**Mongoose** · 9th January 2005, 16:18

Come wash and Polish the Guzzi for me

**Hitcher** · 9th January 2005, 16:20

Shoot marshmallows out of your nose.
Try to ignite your farts but without singeing your bum fluff.
Change the language option on your TV to Cantonese.
Play Freecell, starting at Game number 1 but not moving on to game 2 until you get game 1 out.
Write yourself a letter and post it.
Reply to your letter once you've received it.
Try to get your posts on KB up...

**Blakamin** · 9th January 2005, 16:22

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Change the language option on your TV to Cantonese.

and then try to change it back!!!!

**Riff Raff** · 9th January 2005, 16:52

Originally Posted by DarkNinja

Poor Riff Raff, i feel for yer, it sux being off a bike.

Yup - today I was driven out to Kawa Kawa Bay for an icecream - sitting in the passenger seat I had my arms out on my imaginary handlebars and leaning into the corners, getting my knee down. Oh god I'm so sad and pathetic!

Al · 9th January 2005, 17:01

Nah, not sad and pathetic....you are getting out and getting your knee down, which is a good thing (as well as a bit of "leg-over" every so often!!).
Most important: Don't forget about the beer!

Al

**Coyote** · 9th January 2005, 17:08

Madcat gave me this pic

**onearmedbandit** · 9th January 2005, 17:46

Crazy Japanese, not letting the kids ride at the playground!!

**Ghost Lemur** · 9th January 2005, 18:30

Me? I hang around here living vicariously through those that can, while I can't.

Oh and watch lots of bike vids/motoGP races. Get my knee down off the couch often.

**Riff Raff** · 9th January 2005, 18:34

Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur

Oh and watch lots of bike vids/motoGP races. Get my knee down off the couch often.

Yup downloaded so many biking vids off the net I've got bugger all space left on my computator, and been watching Ghostrider and more Ghostrider (it really doesn't help cos I just want to leap on a bike and do 300kph lanesplitting wheelies), but then I watched Torque and it was sooooooooooo crappy, and well that kind of helped in a way???