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    sounds like a good lineup

    mine are "Pressure Drop" by Toots & the Maytals, "Break on Through" by the Doors, and "Rockaway Beach" by the Ramones.[/QUOTE]
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    you should be red blinged for bringing that up, i want to smash something when the song comes on, it does my head in
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    Mine would have to be by TOOL....thier version of Lennons Imagine & the other'd be TOOL's The Noose
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
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    Oh f'sure. I've just thought it might be fun to see the looks on peoples' faces as Motorhead's "Dancing on your grave" is played...
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    "Storybooks in Heaven" by George Hetherington.

    Perfect for a child's funeral. George is a taxi driver in Wellington - when I caught his cab from the airport he played this for me. He's a gorgeous human being.

    Treasure every moment aye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
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    Absolutely! The point of this thread was to get a collection of the songs that the playing of which at a funeral would be regarded as the epitome of bad taste.

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    We went to the funeral of a young suicide victim (15 yo).
    They played "Crazy Train" at his service.
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    "I started a Joke" The Bee Gees


    "Eskimo Nell" anonymous poem


    All finished off by that wonderful pice of necrophiliac phrasiology

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    We dig him up,

    And F@#k him often"
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    best funeral song? ..... well if you are Lord Nelson, "Roll out the Barrel" i suppose?







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