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    Dress sexy at my funeral my dear wife, singer unknown

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    Meatloaf - Bat out of hell - the long version at full volume on the awesome sound system at the chapel played at Colin Hooper's funeral would be hard to beat.

    I'd imagine a number on here were at that one and remember it well.

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    House of the rising sun

    & Stairway to heaven.
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    start me up - rolling stones


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    As I have have now had two heart issues... I have told my wife to play this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU-dK...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Oh f'sure. I've just thought it might be fun to see the looks on peoples' faces as Motorhead's "Dancing on your grave" is played...
    Hmmm .. that was played at the graveside as we buried someone ... (freaked the shit out of the straights)
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    bad tatse? Violent Femmes - Country death songs (lyrics below)


    I had me a wife, I had me some daughters.
    I tried so hard, I never knew still waters.
    Nothing to eat and nothing to drink.
    Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.
    Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think.

    Well, I'm a thinkin' and thinkin', till there's nothin' I ain't thunk.
    Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk.
    It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind.
    I started making plans to kill my own kind.
    I started making plans to kill my own kind.

    Come little daughter," I said to the youngest one,
    Put your coat on, we'll have some fun.
    We'll go out to mountains, the one to explore.
    Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.
    Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door.

    Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns.
    We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caverns.
    We'll go out tonight, we'll go to the caves.
    Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.
    Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves.

    A led her to a hole, a deep black well.
    I said "make a wish, make sure and not tell and
    Close you're eyes dear, and count to seven.
    You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.
    You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven.

    I gave her a push, I gave her a shove.
    I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love.
    I through my child into a bottomless pit.
    She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.
    She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit.

    Gather round boys to this tale that I tell.
    You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell?
    It's guarenteed to get your own place in hell.
    Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well.
    Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well.

    Don't speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart.
    You wanna know what can really tear you apart?
    I'm going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain?
    I'm going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame.
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Stairway to heaven.
    Jeez .. get your own lives ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Piss take = I want to kill everybody by Skrillex
    Serious = Carry on my wayward son by Kansas
    White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

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    I've always thought 'Disco Inferno' while I was being cremated would do the trick

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    Seriously - I want Hendrix .. If Six was Nine at mine ...



    "White-collar conservatives flashing down the street
    Pointing their plastic finger at me.
    They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die,
    But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high . . . HIGH!

    Hah, hah
    Falling mountains just don't fall on me
    Point on mister Buisnessman,
    You can't dress like me.
    Nobody know what I'm talking about
    I've got my own life to live
    I'm the one that's gonna have to die
    When it's time for me to die
    So let me live my life the way I want to. "
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    these are my three:

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