Prank calls

[TOTO]

Seeing that this is a forum, lets ask how many of you have made Prank calls as kids/adults ?

Whats the funniest prank call/outcome you have to share with us ?

Do's and Donn'ts in Prank calling ?

I'm attaching a poll too so lets see you vote


Now I have here two that are just too good to miss...

[BIHB@0610]

hehe I was about 13 when we were doing this one ........

Hi there, just ringing to check if your fridge is running - could you please check that your fridge is running?

...... "Yes, it's running" .....

Well you'd better come catch it, it just ran past my window ......

[TOTO]

hehe I was about 13 when we were doing this one ........

Hi there, just ringing to check if your fridge is running - could you please check that your fridge is running?

...... "Yes, it's running" .....

Well you'd better come catch it, it just ran past my window ......

LOL - Very creative

[Mrs Busa Pete]

We use to ring and say that i was from a radio station and have them say something really silly every time they answered the phone and say they where in to win $100. Then when we called back and they say what ever i had told them to say we would tell them they had won. Then we would send a $100 monoply money.

[Pedrostt500]

Used to have a flats land line one digit off a pizza parlour PH No so I used to take Pizza orders, and then wait for them to ring back to check where their order was, then give some dumb excuse why it hadnt arived and just keep stringing them along with free garlic bread and fries etc every time they rang back, obviously they were hitting redial each time.

[Trudes]

Are you on the line?
Yes
Then you better get off a train is coming.

Answer the phone and say "Hello City morgue, you kill 'em, we'll chill 'em"

Lived in Gisborne and the local public toilets were the Peel Street toilets,
Answer the phone and say "Hello, Peel street toilets, would you like to book a seat?"

My cousins and my brother rang the local fish and chip shop and ordered about $20 worth of fish and chips and then rang for a taxi to collect the fish and chips and to deliver them to an address up the road.... never found out what happened with that one!! (I was young and had to go to bed!)

A cousin and I rang this really ugly guy from school and pretended to be this girl I didn't like and asked him to go to the movies, he said yes (actually, his mummy did) and then rang this girl and pretended to be this guy and asked her to go to the movies and that he would pay etc, so she said yes. Never found out what happened with that one either.... man we were evil 10 year olds!!!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

[QUOTE]

Are you on the line?
Yes
Then you better get off a train is coming.

Answer the phone and say "Hello City morgue, you kill 'em, we'll chill 'em"

Mine was hello city knock shop you are speacking with Wendy can i help. Oh wait i still do that.

[98tls]

When a young fella i rang my mother and said in the deepest voice my not yet dropped balls would allow "hello Rana its James Satherwaite here just ringing to say that Michael is going to stay over with us tonight if thats ok as i am going to take Martin fishing and Michael seems keen on coming with us" the result was a kick up the arse.This is the best one ive heard.http://www.tlzone.net/forums/redirec...%3D9hj0XEAArzE

[ynot slow]

We got a mates cousin at the time about 12 to ring the local railway station and ask what time does the 9.30pm bus leave?All the while listening on another phone,silly thing was the lady from the station replied sorry it leaves at 10.00pm.


The old Mr.Wall,Mrs.Wall,any bloody Walls' there?No.What's holding ya house up?

[Number One]

Used to prank call alot but now I prefer to prank answer...

Sex instructor, first lesson free...

Hello is so and so there...that really fucks them! ahahahahaaaaa

My old man is a shocker for it to...he'll answer "good morning how is your bum for blackheads?" and other crazy shit...mad bastard!

[Mikkel]

Had a couple of "cramped-up-with-laughter" prank call sessions when I was a big kid.

These days I sometimes pull bullshit when people are trying to get through to my flatmates, girlfriends, etc.

[boomer]

just cos i'm paki does not mean i stink!

[Ghost_Bullet]

I used to go to the public phone booth back in the days and ring random numbers and cjat away to whoever it was.
Later in my young teens, would pick up the phones on the railway lines and talk to the controller... that was fun... naughty but fun.. telling them the track was all warped and stuff, stuff kids would find funny.

And just before I got married to my then girlfriend, I spoke to my wife for over an hour pretending to be someone else... that was hell fun...

Oh and actually a few years ago, I was ringing a friend, and his wife answered, not picking my voice I possed as a reseach caller asking for info on condom usage, and habits... I had to hang up and call back later, as i was almost pissing myself.... Luckly she saw the funny side when I fessd up.(and I will never ever look at her tha same again)

[Mikkel]

girlfriends

Supposed to be singular btw...

One exception - whenever I call my mother while she is working I can not help myself. It's too easy and it's possible to get away with just about anything... And sorry guys no, my mother works as a secretary in a GP - about 18,000 kms from here.

[Dave-]

that's all right mike, the last chick i was seeing as from venus!

anyway I may have already related this story here or to some, but it goes back to when i use to work at warehouse stationery about a year ago.

i take a call and this is what happens:

"....do you guys have dvd copying software?"
"what do you mean?" *grin* as an idea sparks
"well i need to copy DVDs...lemme explain...I work in a factory with about 60 other people and we all swap DVDs in like dot a-i-v format...but everyone complains that mine are actual DVDs...and i got this software off the internet that allowed me to copy DVDs and make them via files, it was a 30 day trial and ran out so i thought id ring you guys and see if you had it"
"ah right, well sir i must inform you that trading DVDs in any manner is a major breach of the copyright.."
"naaah mate it's ok, because i give my mate a DVD I've copied and he gives me one he's copied, so its fair, no problems there"
"no no, copying or making copies of DVDs for reasons other than backup for your own personal use and not gain is a major offense and is punishable by law for up to $10,000 and 5 years imprisonment, do you admit to making duplicates of DVDs?"

i think 10k and 5 years was right...doesn't matter, i said it in that tone that sounded like I knew what i was talking about

"ahh...yeah...but i give..."
"oh right, well mr...[insert name here, he mentioned it at the start of the call] I'm going to have to report your call to the proper authorities in agreement with the anti-piracy contract i signed, this call was logged and I have your number right here."
"ahhh...."

this was followed by a remarkable sound, it sounded like "......." but at the same time it sounded like 'oh shit', i really cannot describe the uncomfortable silence as this poor factory worker contemplated what had just happened

"have a nice day"
"yeah you too...."