Calling the "Dunn's" in the phonebook...
"Are you Dunn?"
"Yes."
"Well, wipe yourself!"
Small things, small minds....![]()
Calling the "Dunn's" in the phonebook...
"Are you Dunn?"
"Yes."
"Well, wipe yourself!"
Small things, small minds....![]()
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
'We' would troll the phone book late at night selecting surnames such as Xiao, Chin, Chan...you get the idea.
Putting on as good a Chinese /English accent as possible, we'd tell the person who answered that it was Charlie Wong (they all seemed to know a CW), down from Auckland, leaving first flight in the morning...would love to catchup...can they meet us at the airport at 5.30am?
Then we'd be at the airport to witness the confused hordes looking for Charlie.
What fun!!
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
The ultimate prank call aka Revenge on telemarketers
I stumbled across this last night had me in tears![]()
Dave- and MSTRS - you mean, funny pricks!
But Jez - that is an awesome prank call![]()
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Used to answer the phone
"North shore abortion center, no Foetus can beat us"
...Hello.
Is Mr Wing there?
No?
Sorry, I must have Winged the Wong number.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
One I used to do which was quite cool was we'd ring up some random number and say that we were the electricity company, and that there was a fault with the phone lines and telll them not to answer their phone if it rang in the next 10 minutes, or the person on the other end would get an electric shock as a result of the "fault".
So of course I'd ring back 5 minutes later, they would answer and I'd start screaming like I'd been electrocuted![]()
What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.
If things are going badly in our circumstances, the answer to what is happening to us outwardly is more often than not found in the mirror.
as teenagers a mate of mine was always coming up with cures for boredom
and the telephone was his favourite medium!
he'd answer 'gay flatmate wanted' adds from the 'trade and exchange' and bung on a poofy, mincey, lisping tone and have these big long winded ongoing conversations with the gay guy on the end of the line,we'd all be pissing ourselves laughing doubled over in pain,but he was totaly bombproof and gave the gig away![]()
'the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun'
Cpt Edmund Blackadder
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