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    The importance of underwear

    If this has been posted before be gentle with me.
    Underwear is important
    always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle....
    From the Northweast Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment , she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hands up his shorts, andd tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up to boldly face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who has been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, required three stiches in his forhead.


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    Haha, or wear ahelmet when you don't.....?
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    gold...........
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    you cant tell me she didnt recognise her husbands willy...
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    the tart!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    you cant tell me she didnt recognise her husbands willy...
    you would think - esp as hes a 5'3" skinny white guy and the mechanic was a 6'8" Black fella.

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