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  1. 17th July 2008, 10:41 #1
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    Wink Guys - feeling the cold?

    New product out for the guys to stop your boys from shivering up and disappearing......


    Willy Warmers

    Isn't cute....

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    Shrinkage is perfectly natural. Bit like how a woman's vagina seals up after marriage, at least until the biological clock sends out its APB for children.
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    Shrinkage is good even - makes the erect state seem larger in comparison... Boosts confidence.
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    she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

    now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market
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    lol..does it come in a size 12??
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

    now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market

    Yep a skull on the sweet spot. I could think of other images like a 'pussy' cat or perhaps the devils trident. Whatcha think??


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    got a pattern, Mom?? methinks we could take up our needles and turn 'em out by the bucketload in KB colours??

    hey - it'd beat 1%er patches ANY day!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    she's lacking in imagination - baby fluffy white??

    now, if she'd done it in various team colours she may have found a better market
    she used to
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    I think Oxford make one that you plug in next to you handwarmers....think they do an elctrically heated "Merkin" for the ladies too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    got a pattern, Mom?? methinks we could take up our needles and turn 'em out by the bucketload in KB colours??

    hey - it'd beat 1%er patches ANY day!!
    Oh great...so mine would look like a 2lb Bee?.......
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    lol..does it come in a size 12??
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