Handle every situation like a dog!
If you cant eat it, or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.
I shouldn’t laugh but that was funny, poor woman.
That was cruel but bloody hilarious !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
What a prank! Funny. OMG I would hate that. That sense of complete horror she seemed to have felt. Horribly amusing![]()
Swinging - My new found passion. It Rocks!.. And rolls!I want MORE!
Reminded me of this prank gone wrong - farken hard case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jDU7tPxdlk
hahahaha, we play heaps of pranks on our trainees, my favourite is telling ghost stories about the crazy amount of suicides on station and the station ghost, watch a horror, so have them on edge then take the chain off the chainsaw and set of the tones in the middle of the night......when they come out of their room they run straight at a revving chainsaw.......hahaha, got me pretty good and we still do it.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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