Blonde can't sleep

[EJK]

There was a blonde who couldn't fall asleep well at night. She would lie on her bed around 10pm and fell asleep around 2am.

One day she went to see a doctor.

Blonde: "Doctor, doctor. I can't fall asleep well at night! Is there a quick way to fall asleep?"
The doctor answered with a cheeky smile. "Count up to 1000 sheep!"

That night blonde puts on her favourite pajamas, lies on her bed, close her eyes and begins to count sheep.
She counts in her mind "1.... 2.... 3..... 4..... 5......"




"324.... 325...... 326....."







556........ 557........ 558........






632........ 634........ 635........






712................ 713................ Zzzzzz................







................................









Suddelny she jumps up in exclamation and shouts Oh shit! Phew!!! That was close one! I was only upto 714th sheep!

[CookMySock]

hehe. 10 chars hehehe

[Murray]

Reminds me a little bit of the blonde girl who came home from school and said mummy mummy we learnt spelling today and the class learnt abc and I went abcdef. Mummy said thats wonderful darling

The next day she came home and said mummy mummy we learnt numbers today and the class learnt 12345 and I went 123456789. mummy said thats wonderful darling

The next day she came home and said mummy mummy we went swimming today and all the girls had little bra's and I had the biggest bra. mummy said thats because your 24 darling.