BEWARE! New mufti cop on the loose

**Toaster** · 18th July 2008, 21:10

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Damn I might even have an ever so slight chance of out running him up SH16...what do ya reackon?

Knowing my luck he'd probably pull out in front of me and I'd crash again.

**Toaster** · 18th July 2008, 21:14

Originally Posted by ElCoyote

I saw his offspring driving a pigmobile on HW 16 near the Helensville Golf Club on Peaks Rd, but with a ginga hairdo. ....

hey fella, as you can see, as I assume you can read, this was a fun thread. if you want to insult the cops how about you do that in the appropriate "ginga thread" elsewhere.

**Toaster** · 18th July 2008, 21:17

Originally Posted by westie

Can almost make out his chiefs hand mark on his arse from a darn good spanking

I don't recall a spanking... I was having lunch at home that day, just a few days before I left the job to return to commercial banking. The Mrs took a few photo's for laughs.

**boomer** · 18th July 2008, 21:18

Originally Posted by Toaster

Knowing my luck he'd probably pull out in front of me and I'd crash again.

that can easily be avoided; go do a refresher license or a defensive driving course. You could do with it by the looks of things.

ps.. don't forget to complain about this too....

**westie** · 18th July 2008, 21:20

Originally Posted by Toaster

I don't recall a spanking... I was having lunch at home that day, just a few days before I left the job to return to commercial banking. The Mrs took a few photo's for laughs.

Darn busted(again)

**Toaster** · 18th July 2008, 21:31

Originally Posted by boomer

that can easily be avoided; go do a refresher license or a defensive driving course. You could do with it by the looks of things.

ps.. don't forget to complain about this too....

haha boomer.... I assume that is what you did after you binned then. Or is it one rule for your highness and another for everyone else?

**scumdog** · 19th July 2008, 04:37

Originally Posted by ElCoyote

I saw his offspring driving a pigmobile on HW 16 near the Helensville Golf Club on Peaks Rd, but with a ginga hairdo. All revved up with nowhere to go. Had he asked me I would have has some suggestions. Helensville and Kaukapakapa are fairly close, ne ce pas? Does the Pig in question have six fingers and toes? That would explain a lot...............plays sound score from Deliverance in background. Traffic Coppers are female reproductive organs, or more specifically reject Coppers whom neither the Railways or the Fire Service would touch with a barge pole but they still strive to get a uniform and wear a hat, ergo the Traffic Police welcome them as they don't have to pass a psychological test, which they would fail with the aforementioned organisations.

Sadly they do nothing to reduce the road toll, rather they engender hatred toward the proficient Police who are stretched to the max combating serious offences although revenue gathering is looked upon kindly by their Puppeteers ans Spinmeisters, not to mention the Reserve Bank of Helengrad.

Were there a school that majored in commomsense I would recommend they (Ginga Coppers and Non Ginga Coppers) attended but instead they recruit from anybody in Taggers Anonymous who can spell "a".

Short answer, long answer to follow.

Haha, beauty, I hope you don't pay taxes 'cos this is how you benefit from those taxes - the finest way you can.!!!

Enjoy.

**Number One** · 19th July 2008, 14:47

Originally Posted by Toaster

The ultimate in mufti police cars spotted!

Spotted in Kaukapakapa this morning hiding behind the 50km/h speed sign....

too much time on your hands man

Like it

**Edbear** · 19th July 2008, 15:34

Originally Posted by scumdog

Not me - no moustache.

Yeah, and what choo doin in Kaukapakapa anyway...?

Originally Posted by Mom

I want him for my collection! He looks like a cutie

You collect rural cops...?

**Mom** · 19th July 2008, 15:36

Originally Posted by Edbear

You collect rural cops...?

Well sort of...

No, I dont really,but I do have a substantial collection of pigs at my place. I got another one today, a crystal one a friend picked up somewhere for me, small and cute as.