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    Ahhhh Romance

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one
    a mistress, are chatting about their relationships
    and decided to amaze their men. That night all three
    will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a
    mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet up for lunch to share
    their experiences.

    The engaged woman: "The other night when my
    boyfriend came over he found me with a black
    leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
    me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I
    love you.' Then we made love all night long."

    The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover
    at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
    Heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When
    I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we
    had wild sex all night."

    The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my
    mother's house for the night. When my husband
    came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
    black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
    eyes.

    As soon as he came in the door and saw me
    he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"


    (I love being single lol)
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

    He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
    (I love being single lol)
    I bet you don't, really.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    love it! FTR I LOVE being married

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    Bwahahaha! Nothing like rarking it up, eh Number One!
    A dream without a plan is just a wish!

    Make it happen....

    ....DREAM+PLAN+ACTION=GOAL/TARGET

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    I'll have you know I do Wonder Woman I'd never even try to pass myself off as the Dark Knight!

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    Ahhh! Wonder woman! Now there is something to aspire to. Well done No 1, your husband must love you!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Wonder Woman. Linda Cater. MMMMMMM how I woulda if I coulda when I was a younger man.


    "May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"

    "The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"

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