Yesterday I answered the door and was confronted by a well dressed young man With a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning "said the young man "If I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the latest version on our high powered vacuum cleaner."
"Go away" I said " I don't have any money I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be to hasty!" he said "not at least until you have seen my demonstration" and with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hall way carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner sir, does not remove ever trace of that horse manure, I will personally eat what is left on the floor."
Well I stepped back and said " I hope you have a fucking good appetite because they cut my electricity off this morning. What part of broke don't you understand??"
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