Finally the 7 answers we have all been waiting for
FINALLY, THE 7 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them. (Well I sure stuffed up there)
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A WELSH LETTER?.
A: Same as a French letter, but with a leek in it.
and
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
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Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
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