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    Oh Man!!

    I only made level One...Limbo.....but high on the Violence...shouldnt of bombed the hell out of that country

    Oh dear, another sad little post from the man who thinks sarcasm is wit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High


    Another Extremely Lustful sinner....Bad Boy! Now go to my room!!! Ooops hang on my husband is in there at the moment....

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    Level 6 for me. YAHOOO i am a heretic

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    Fifth Level of Hell. I'm not sure this is accurate. I mean, between suicide attempts I'm a fun guy.

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    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Seventh Level of Hell.

    Oh. I thought I was an angel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    I thought I was an angel...
    We all knew better

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    I have a T Shirt my daughter had printed for me

    it says

    "Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid i'll take over ......"

    what's funny is
    i'm pagan
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Hmm..... I wonder if anyone on this site is going to join me?

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Low
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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    See you all in Level 7!
    I got "Extreme" in Wrath and Violence.......



    Seventh Level of Hell!
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High
    "It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."
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    Oh ok... so maybe I'm not that good...

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
    Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Extreme

    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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    Level Six

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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    I got to the 7th level, damn ther were two more I could have tried for, Hell is fun. they have Pizza to.

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    Level 4 here I come

    Hope its bloody warm all year round
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    Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged
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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
    Fourth Level of Hell

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    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

    *I was heading towards Heaven ... but the man in the long trench coat with nothing under it showed me another way.

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