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    Smelly feet

    Please has anyone got the perfect cure for boyfriend smelly boot feet? Sat here typing holding my nose!!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
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    He's obviously got a mineral deficiency. A lead injection will cure it.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Grans remedy.

    Never did understand how that worked considering she drank it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Grans remedy.

    Never did understand how that worked considering she drank it
    Yeah um, don't drink it, but Gran's Remedy is awesome, stops shoes from being stinky and stops the feet from smelling too, or you could chop his feet's nose off.

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    Have him take a shower when he gets home, and keep the boots in the garage.

    Sorted.

    It's not as though you can smell them when you're riding.

    HTFU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Please has anyone got the perfect cure for boyfriend smelly boot feet? Sat here typing holding my nose!!!
    Hmmm, make date with a shower, bar of soap and your boyfriend and wash his feet for him

    Airing out boots/shoes to dry out properly really helps reducing any odour. leave them outside on sunny days to air out or put them by a dehumidifier in the garage for a while with the air flow blowing into them - works really well if you work outside and get the boots wet.

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    Aye again Gran's Remedy, I have feet that pong to high heaven, but a bit o'that in the boots every once in a while and in me shoes and its all toot sweet.

    Me brother's missus is always going on about the stench (fair enuff too!)
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    Smelly feet = no sex.

    Cured......

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    What socks does he wear? Personal experience - Nylon socks seem to react with some shoes (badly!) whereas with wool there's no smell at all.

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    Woollen socks.
    Always wear socks with boots or shoes.
    Always wear leather shoes, not vinyl....
    Wash feet twice daily (at least).
    Go barefoot as often as possible.
    Gran's remedy
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Failing having Grans Remedy at hand, try Baking Soda! And make sure he changes his socks every day...
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    Make it happen....

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    stick your nose in his arse when your 69'ing, that should make his feet smell better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Woollen socks.
    Always wear socks with boots or shoes.
    Always wear leather shoes, not vinyl....
    Wash feet twice daily (at least).
    Go barefoot as often as possible.
    Gran's remedy
    Take the words out of my mouth why dont you...LOL

    I learned a long time ago that natural fibres are the only way to go to prevent smelly feet. Interestingly enough a woman I worked with said she could not wear any synthetic tops either as no amount of showers and deoderants stopped BO.
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    Nonono,

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    You have to kill the bugs. It's their waste you can smell.
    yungatart hit the nail on the head.
    Get new socks is recomended.
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