Lazy, lowlife excuses for neighbours - advice needed

**MadDuck** · 11th January 2005, 18:52

A bad neighbourhood in Christchurch I was told didnt exist

I think we had a thread like AGES a go and some suggestions included having a KB BBQ. All the bikers you can get together looking tough and mean would possibly scare the shites out of them when doing wheelies up and down the road throwing cans about, swearing etc. Having said that .... the KBers down there must be able to come up with some solutions.

Good luck cos whatever you do could back fire big time and we see ya on the tele for "Neighbours from Hell"

**Indiana_Jones** · 11th January 2005, 19:01

Originally Posted by MadDuck

A bad neighbourhood in Christchurch I was told didnt exist

I think we had a thread like AGES a go and some suggestions included having a KB BBQ. All the bikers you can get together looking tough and mean would possibly scare the shites out of them when doing wheelies up and down the road throwing cans about, swearing etc. Having said that .... the KBers down there must be able to come up with some solutions.

Good luck cos whatever you do could back fire big time and we see ya on the tele for "Neighbours from Hell"

sounds like a sensible version of my idea (bottom of the 1st page) , but no suits

-Indy

**gman** · 11th January 2005, 19:07

im with indy on this one ..besides sounds like fun!!!

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**curious george** · 11th January 2005, 19:10

Com'on here guys! What sort of neighbours do you have anyway? Are they really that big and scary?
Most likely, when you next see one of them, have a poilte word.
Something like, "do you know where these came from?" "Can you tidy these up" or whatever.
Who knows, maybe they will do something crazy like tidy them up and move them to a more appropriate place........
They might tell you to piss off, but at least you know where they stand on the matter.
Then gas-axe their car.

**zooter** · 11th January 2005, 19:18

Have you even met your neighbours? First stop go say g'day, blah de blah (by the way) some asswipe has been putting said cans on my doorstep, has it ever happened to you?? You sound perfectly capable of giving them the idea that you are one bad ass motherf****r while not actually threatening them with anything.
They sound decent enough with all the trouble they've gone to in crushing etc, What if they used to give the cans to the previous tennants to recycle and didn't know they'd gone??

Easy enough to get aggro later!

**mattt** · 11th January 2005, 19:19

What does a gixxer redlining in a driveway at 3am sound like again?

I have some flatmates who insist on watching TV up loud till 2am.

It's quite interesting the fact that they are yet to discover the relationship between me asking them to turn it down a bit, and me thoroughly warming up 900cc's of bike at 0530.

As said in a previous thread: In general, people are stupid

**Indiana_Jones** · 11th January 2005, 19:26

Originally Posted by zooter

Have you even met your neighbours? First stop go say g'day, blah de blah (by the way) some asswipe has been putting said cans on my doorstep, has it ever happened to you?? You sound perfectly capable of giving them the idea that you are one bad ass motherf****r while not actually threatening them with anything.
They sound decent enough with all the trouble they've gone to in crushing etc, What if they used to give the cans to the previous tennants to recycle and didn't know they'd gone??

Easy enough to get aggro later!

good idea, but go "If I got this motherf*cker, I'll phone up a couple of pipe-hitting nigga's with a blow touch, I'll get medievil on his arse..."

-Indy

**Hitcher** · 11th January 2005, 19:28

Step 1: Establish the facts. Who, exactly is depositing the cans? Your neighbours may not be responsible for this act. They may know who is. Ask them.

Step 2: Once having determined (by whatever means works) who is responsible for the littering, ask them to stop.

Step 3: If the perpetrators do not cease and desist, involve the relevant authorities. Start with the Council.

Step 4: Buy a high-powered rifle and kneecap the offenders during the act of littering.

**WINJA** · 11th January 2005, 19:29

SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. I DO PRPOPERTY WORK AND AM SHOCKED AT MOST PEOPLES BEHAVIOUR, PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TO EACHOTHER OR IN GROUPS ARE THE PITS. I HAD A GUY WHO LEFT A PILE OF MULCH ON SOMEONE ELSES CARPARK SO I MADE THE EFFORT TO PUT IT IN A BIN THEN EMPTY THE WHOLE BIN IN HIS YARD. I HAD THESE GUYS THAT KEPT PUTTING RUBBISH IN THE LARGE 110L RECYCLE BINS I GAVE HIM ONE WARNING AND THEN DUMPED A LOT OF RUBBISH ON HIS FRONT DOOR . JUST BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ,DO AS A MANAGER IVE BEEN IN A FEW FIGHTS NOW LUCKILY I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF, GOOD LUCK

**Slipstream** · 11th January 2005, 19:39

Originally Posted by WINJA

SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. I DO PRPOPERTY WORK AND AM SHOCKED AT MOST PEOPLES BEHAVIOUR, PEOPLE LIVING CLOSE TO EACHOTHER OR IN GROUPS ARE THE PITS. I HAD A GUY WHO LEFT A PILE OF MULCH ON SOMEONE ELSES CARPARK SO I MADE THE EFFORT TO PUT IT IN A BIN THEN EMPTY THE WHOLE BIN IN HIS YARD. I HAD THESE GUYS THAT KEPT PUTTING RUBBISH IN THE LARGE 110L RECYCLE BINS I GAVE HIM ONE WARNING AND THEN DUMPED A LOT OF RUBBISH ON HIS FRONT DOOR . JUST BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ,DO AS A MANAGER IVE BEEN IN A FEW FIGHTS NOW LUCKILY I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF, GOOD LUCK

Well that'd explain the picture on your avatar....but I concur with you have said.....this time

**MadDuck** · 11th January 2005, 19:46

WELL WINJA PEOPLE DONT LIKE BEING LIKE BEING YELLED AT (yeah yeah I know you heard it before)...go figure. There are always two sides to any story.

Sometimes a passive approach works best. Like I say for some weird reason people have an odd fear of a bunch of bikers. We must look way too scary for their afternoon quiet time

**onearmedbandit** · 11th January 2005, 19:50

I'm not out to cause any agro, so I will just have a casual passing conversation with them (got tomorrow off) and mention it on the side. Hopefully thats all thats required. And as I said earlier, I'm not sure its them, just suspicious.

**WINJA** · 11th January 2005, 19:55

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Well that'd explain the picture on your avatar....but I concur with you have said.....this time

SO YOU LIKE THE HUNK IN THE AVATAR? PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT ETC ETC

**WINJA** · 11th January 2005, 20:03

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

I'm not out to cause any agro, so I will just have a casual passing conversation with them (got tomorrow off) and mention it on the side. Hopefully thats all thats required. And as I said earlier, I'm not sure its them, just suspicious.

IF YOURE NOT SURE ITS THEM JUST TALK TO THEM FIRST , THAT ALONE MIGHT BE EMBARASSING ENOUGH. IM LUCKY MY NEIGHBOURS CANT GET AWAY WITH NOTHING I HAVE 5 CAMERAS ON 24/7. MY NEIGHBOUR BACKED INTO MY FENCE AND DAMAGED IT . I PRINTED A PIC OF HIS WRX ON MY FENCE, WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO HIT MY FENCE HIM NO REALLY WHOS CAR IS THIS PARKED ON MY FENCE, HIM IM SOOOO EMBARESSED , OK SEE YOU TOMMOROW YOU CAN FIX IT

. FARKIN FUNNY.
I ALSO HAD A TIF WITH A NEIGHBOUR HE RAN INTO MY HOUSE I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND SLAPPED HIM A BIT, SO HE CALLED THE POLICE , I GOT HIS PHONE OFF HIM AND TOLD THE COP ON THE OTHER END TO IGNORE HIM HES ON "P" AND ILL TAKE CARE OF IT