Lazy, lowlife excuses for neighbours - advice needed

[Blakamin]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot, I'd rather be one of those wife-beating, child-scaring, drunk driver alcohol drinkers.

Don't get me wrong here, nothing against alcohol. But I have seen far worse acts commited by those who took the legal high 'alcohol' than anything by someone who smoked some pot. Alcohol has a lot to answer for, I know that first hand.

I've seen pot have a lot to answer for too.... not that I'm against it... falling asleep at the wheel and killing oncoming driver aside (best mates brother in victoria), people on pot can be just as unpredictable as drinkers and having a brother that was a dealer for 20-odd years, I've seen all-sorts......

[onearmedbandit]

Anyway, back to proccedings. They weren't home today (normally they are) so I'll go over tonight and see if they've seen anyone dumping the cans. See how it goes from there.

[Blakamin]

Anyway, back to proccedings. They weren't home today (normally they are) so I'll go over tonight and see if they've seen anyone dumping the cans. See how it goes from there.

offer them a can (of beer) while ya there... ya never know, they might drink stubbies!!!!

[ching_ching]

The Tao of Ching:-

Step 1: Get a brown paper bag
Step 2: Fill said brown paper bag with poo
Step 3: Quietly carry filled brown paper bag to neighbour's main entrance
Step 4: Quietly and carefully place said brown paper bag in front of door
Step 5: Carefully ignite paper bag with lighter ("bic" brand recommended)
Step 6: Knock on door
Step 7: Remove thyself from current location post haste
Step 8: Relocate yourself to an inconspicuous point of observation
Step 9: Bathe in victory of imminent triumph (to supplement celebrations, crack open a can of beer)

Congratulations!!

Now who da man huh????

[**R1**]

We all know the answer to that one mate, Hitcher cares, very much!

im sure being the mature member that he is, he'll get over it

[**R1**]

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse

NB: "didnt help" as opposed to doesnt help.

anyway this is about cans, not what i did as a yungsta.

[El Dopa]

There are certain people who shouldn't smoke pot, some that should limit their consumption, and some who can function perfectly well using it. Same as alcohol, in fact the same as almost anything we do in life. In was in fact an over generalisation in response to the typical negative response towards marijuana use, where as alcohol is all good as far as many members of this site are concerned.

Anyway, I'm not going to hi-jack this thread into a debate on marijuana use, its just another extremely bi-polar topic that will never be agreed upon. Like religion, what bikes the best, v-twin against I-4, etc etc etc. My response was to Alarumbas post, I thought I picked up a negative attitude there. I should've just ignored it.

Ther's already a dedicated thread on this topic knocking around somewhere...

Ah, here it is.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3781

[moko]

Yeah, rather than being a peaceful, productive member of society who smokes pot

There`s your answer,dump your roaches on their drive.

I found this on the net,good piece of advice at the end,says it all about dopers:

"What do you do with a "roach" (the butt of a joint) when it has become too small to hit? Well, in some circles, the person left holding the roach eats it. This is called "eating the peanut." (Note: Never eat the peanut when it is still lit)"

[inlinefour]

Righto, not a big problem, but one I want to sort. My g/f and I have just moved, same area but 'better' part. Our place backs onto a quiet no exit street with a few units/houses sharing the same street. Now some poor, pathetic excuse for a human, who obviosly possesses no basic morals, has decided to dump their beer cans, albeit tied up in a plastic bags, right outside the entrance to our driveway. Not actually on the property, but in a position that they become our responsibilty.

Now I'm not cleaning some fucken lazy slobs shit up, we are all capable of cleaning up our own mess. And to go to the effort to crush the cans, tie them up, but not dispose of them properly themselves, well it just doesn't make sense to me. I have one place I suspect and I was going to go over and have a quiet talk, but the g/f pointed out that without evidence I can't prove a thing. (Damn logical women, just wanted to vent some steam)

So I come home from work today, a busy day as our manager just quit and I'm now trying to take up the slack, and carry on selling cars to make a living. And what do I find, two more fucken bags!! So I head across the road to 'chat' about the situation, but realise the futility of that. So come on peeps, what can I do? It seems to either happen late at night, or during the day when I'm at work. I've thought about picking them up and putting them outside their house, I've also thought about depositing them one by one around their house. Anyone had experiences like this before, if so what did you do. I hate untidy people, and feel like planting my Sidi Race sized 9 through someones teeth, and although I'm shorter than most, I'm flexible and have a strong front kick.

I'd just throw the damn things in the general direction of the house in question. Fuck the proof

[Mongoose]

Tis near the end of the weekend, how did the cans stack up?

[ajturbo]

The Tao of Ching:-

Step 1: Get a brown paper bag
Step 2: Fill said brown paper bag with poo
Step 3: Quietly carry filled brown paper bag to neighbour's main entrance
Step 4: Quietly and carefully place said brown paper bag in front of door
Step 5: Carefully ignite paper bag with lighter ("bic" brand recommended)
Step 6: Knock on door
Step 7: Remove thyself from current location post haste
Step 8: Relocate yourself to an inconspicuous point of observation
Step 9: Bathe in victory of imminent triumph (to supplement celebrations, crack open a can of beer)

Congratulations!!

Now who da man huh????

i pesonaly know that is what "someone" did 25 years ago... worked well then...

[ajturbo]

Oh how true, been waiting a mere 17 years to get our road tar sealed!!!

Noooooo don't get the road sealed... i need as many places to run the dogs as possible!!!!
wirte a letter to the council thanking them for thier forsight, of leaving your road till last , so that you can run your dogs/ trail bike.. etc as fast as possible , tell them how you can power slide toyota surf side ways around most of the corners, ... see where that gets ya..
andy

[onearmedbandit]

Well I've introduced myself to most of the neighbours now, all seem like good people. However, while they have noticed the cans as well, no-one has any idea. Seems like I'm going to have get more cunning on this one.

[Coyote]

We moved away from my neighbours cause they were such dickheads (long story), they're f'n after my mum again. When they see her in town, they shout out to her some crap, and make hollering noises . Everyone else around must think they've had some kinda brain damage. Theres more crap but I will have to make ten posts to cover it all

[**R1**]

We moved away from my neighbours cause they were such dickheads (long story), they're f'n after my mum again. When they see her in town, they shout out to her some crap, and make hollering noises

Is your Mum a hotty(MILF) ?