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  1. 22nd July 2008, 20:37 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time
    As I cant bling you for some restrictive reason, I will have to comment here....grubby bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Didn't the SPCA take out a restraining order to keep you away from small furry animals?
    Mate, I've got FOUR pussies here
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Mrs KD wants someone to.. tend... t.t.t.too.... her...p.p.p-pp-pus...

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  4. 22nd July 2008, 20:46 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Mate, I've got FOUR pussies here
    I will alert the appropriate authorities.......

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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  5. 22nd July 2008, 20:51 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    I will alert the appropriate authorities.......
    You're wasting your time... they know how much I LOVE my pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    You're wasting your time... they know how much I LOVE my pussy

    What? Self loving???? Hmmm......so the rumours are true!!!

    Still, we digress and are getting dangerously OT.....

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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    Orright then... I have met the said pussy (the REAL Kendog), and it is a very nice pussy. I wouldn't hesitate to look after it if we lived a little closer. He'll be well looked after by Number One
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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  8. 22nd July 2008, 21:08 #23
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    Indeed he will, however I worry that we will come home to a two ton pussy if she feeds him cream!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Indeed he will, however I worry that we will come home to a two ton pussy if she feeds him cream!!
    Haha! Gassit Girl and I got a rev from the vet a few weeks ago... Baldwin, our youngest tabby, weighs just under FIVE kilos (and she's only a small pussy).
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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  10. 22nd July 2008, 21:14 #25
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    I'm too young to be reading this post......
    Yeah right...and I'm too old to be reading it too! :slap: Sad, sad, John.
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    Big Fat Pussys are not attractive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Big Fat Pussys are not attractive!
    Neither are small boned FAT pussys. I shall pass the comment on to Baldwin for you, Mrs Kendog
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    AND I l0ve your other THINGS too!

    Rubarb and Apple crumble with runny cream....mmmmmmmmmm you think your pussy might like some of that while you away too?
    All that, and pussy... windy city isn't THAT far norf...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    CRIKEY! Step off ALL YOU Bitches...Mrs Kendogs pussy is mine! What an awesome christmas I will be having
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    CRIKEY! Step off ALL YOU Bitches...Mrs Kendogs pussy is mine! What an awesome christmas I will be having
    Playing with my pussy? Since you're that excited about it, I'll gift wrap him for you before we leave.
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