Love living in a small town!

[kickingzebra]

Heh, no still a small town down here too, population increase of 25% expected within 2 and a half weeks nearly tried to come early, but border patrol forced them back...

[oldrider]

Hey mom, here's food for thought:

The nice part of living in a small town is

When you don't know what you are doing

Someone else always does! :slap: Cheers John.

[Patch]

Don't think ur "small town" which be small for much longer.

I hear the next boat is not too far away.

[DMNTD:Me]

Black drunk pussy trying to catch drunk tui

Ahhhh thems were the days

[FJRider]

OK, since nobody else has asked the obvious question .... WHAT did the Tui eat that got it pissed?

Strange but true...the contents of the seed pods of FLAX bushes ferment in the sun. Often the culprit to tuis getting pissed. Have seen it down this way a few times.

[mstriumph]

I remember running like hell down our at the time 300m driveway to turn off the irrigation I had forgotten about one morning in my summer dressing gown. It was a satin number and did not stay closed. What can I say, I needed to turn the water off. ............

drat - you have now TOTALLY stuffed your chances of ever being able to phone the snoopy neighbours and asking THEM to turn the water off .......

[scumdog]

agree 100%
Keep you big town, with your noise, polution, cages, Red lights law enforcement.....
Love my little town where on a warm summers motorcycles gather in droves to experiance the wonders of paridise.
Small towns rock!

What he says - Riviera of the South is as big a town as I'd like to live in.

(Even if it DOES have a vets T.W.R.!)

[Devil]

For those in a big town (i.e. Auckland). You can take sick/injured birds to Sylvia Durrant, 1/13 Montgomery Ave, Rothesay Bay. 0-9-478 8819

She will take birds and care for them for free, but best you make a donation! She does far too much work for the community and can always use money for food for the birds.

[ManDownUnder]

For those in a big town (i.e. Auckland). You can take sick/injured birds to

I thought Dan was the man for them - he likes his birds a bit crippled...

[jafar]

Yes small towns rock. Big Dave is just jealous of our extra fingers

You live up the heads don't ya

[scumdog]

You live up the heads don't ya

'heads' - ain't that Naval for toilet??

[Maha]

Have ya'self a ball in a Small Town!

[jafar]

'heads' - ain't that Naval for toilet??

Thats the 'head' . Different but not.
Term came from the olde square rigged sailing ships , they used to have a figure ( usually a head ) right up front on the bow of the boat. Twas the place to be to drop the turds in the sea
You'd only pee to windward once

[Swoop]

can ya be pissed and still fly????????wonder if c.a.a. was notifyed

You'd be surprised...
Talking with a flyer some time ago... "do you know why these navigation cards are laminated in plastic!??? "errr, nope" "So you can do lines on them!" - proceeds to imitate snorting a line of coke...

For those in a big town (i.e. Auckland). You can take sick/injured birds to Sylvia Durrant, 1/13 Montgomery Ave, Rothesay Bay. 0-9-478 8819

She will take birds and care for them for free, but best you make a donation! She does far too much work for the community and can always use money for food for the birds.

Damn right! Mum has visited Sylvia in the past... Talk about a menagerie of creatures there!

[Mom]

drat - you have now TOTALLY stuffed your chances of ever being able to phone the snoopy neighbours and asking THEM to turn the water off .......

When their babies were growing up they used to call me the bloody neighbour! Email from them always came addressed to the bloody neighbour. When they moved the name changed to the ex-bloody neighbour...LOL We still remain really good friends to this day. They kind of got used to me