Two dogs at the vet

[phantom]

Two dogs were in at the vets and after sniffinng each others buts got to talking. First one says “I bit my owner and so he has brought me to the vet to be put down”. The second one says “I was inside and saw my mistress come out of the shower. I don’t know what came over me. I jumped on her back and had my way with her”. First one says “ So you are here to be put down as well “ “ No I am here to have my nails clipped “ the second replies.

[oldrider]

That's been around a while but it is always a good one. Cheers John.