Holy hell LOOK OUT

[Fatjim]

And just as likely to make it within five metres of any woman

Check with your wife before making such statements.

[Number One]

Check with your wife before making such statements.

You rang?

I've thought about this and can confirm for future reference that your "snake" would be unlikely to make it within five metres of me

Once I had checked and confirmed all those months ago on the TRTNR that you did infact have one I lost interest Anyway I'm not interested in your snake...it's all about those stubbies and jandals, with those big, long white legs hanging out

[Fatjim]

Sorry, I meant girlfriend, not wife.

And for the record, your eye's were bulging so much I think the distance got down to about 3 metres.