Nelson Rally! (31 October-2 November)

[dangerous]

and Dangerous with wandering hand syndrome were a slight concern.....

Ohh ummm yeah... Ill send a P/M out to you Shrek apologising for that

[_Shrek_]

Ohh ummm yeah... Ill send a P/M out to you Shrek apologising for that

actually D if you remember it was a rather cute little ass that belonged to the water drinker

[_Shrek_]

Speaking of misery - does anyone know how I manage to secure a massive bruise below the ribs close to my right kidney? My memory is a bit hazy and I didn't actually discover it until I was home in Chch. It looks rather impressive...

that might have been Helen you trying to get you up so she could load the bike

[Ghost_Bullet]

It is a day past the weekend, and all the memorys vivid in ones mind. As i said the trip up was awesome... great rideing through some of the best parts of the Island. Then there was the site, getting through the gate and tent set up, worked well. The weather bode well to begin, a drink or three, soem food, and a real pleasent time, Nothing like the antics of last year, and that may be a good thing...

A good sleep I might add, waking feeling great, and a little sad the weather was not on my side. really wanting to ride, but wanted to enjoy it to. That indecision left me at the camp for the day. I was a good boy and did not take up the drink offer at around 10am, choosing water and tea instead. Pansy I know!!!!

The day progressed with rain and card playing in the kitchen. Breaks int he rain lead to a whitebait sandwhich and some drinkks. A nice afternoon chilled out.
The night was cool. The band's played, drink was drunk, food was ate.
Pictures I guess best tell the story.

Evidence gathers at the digusting wet t, jock and strippers, in order to stop these carrying on's in the future.
Bed after gettign soaked at 12.30ish am.

I had my first Rally ROOT!!!!!!

It left me waking all through the night with a sore back....

I had not realised I had picthed my tent right accross a tree root under the ground, never felt it on the first night.... lets say i never imagined a rally root to be that satisfying... and that was exactly as it was

Woke early, packed and McD'ed. Rode to Blenhiem... again nice roads... stoped at Mr S's folks for a hi di hi, then on the road again.

Had not filled the bike since friday in Nelson, and fuel light came on some ways from Kaikoura.... and looking at the point ahead it seemed way further then my gas would take me.... eased off a little, and only one litre to spare.

Lunch of fish, and Shrek and Helenoftroy shot by the cafe.
And as said rode back with them, another stretch of enjoyable roads and company.


The next will be My first at the Magpie.

I will have some pics up soon.. net seems a bit go slow tonight. I have some vid clips... but unlikely to post much as host 's would not like the content.

Till next time.....

[dangerous]

actually D if you remember it was a rather cute little ass that belonged to the water drinker

ahh yes the unexpected old face full of water trick... that 'Alley Cat' can sure hissssssss

[FLYMO]

that might have been Helen you trying to get you up so she could load the bike

yeah well something to remember nelson by eh?even if it was a bruise
least ya got to finish ya bottle of rum even if it was transfered to a cup
hey shrek u feeling bored with out ya lazer temp gauge lol
thankyou shrek/helen/mikkel/ghost bullet/mr sensible/dangerous/the mistress/jantar for a great weekend... it wouldnt have been the same with out the chch crew.And sorry to any one that left feeling a little hung over.

[helenoftroy]

I had my first Rally ROOT!!!!!!

Goodness Q !! Im speechless !!

actually D if you remember it was a rather cute little ass that belonged to the water drinker

For gods sake Dangerous !!how many bums did you fondle !!

yeah well something to remember nelson by eh?even if it was a bruise
l

Mikkels just picked up his gear,that bruise is massive,and it wasnt me !He has no idea how he did it

[Ghost_Bullet]

Goodness Q !! Im speechless !!

I hope you did read the entire segment... I would hate for I to be mis-interpreted... lol...

oh and a picture

[my-bonaventure]

A fantastic weekend
too much dancing
far too much drinking

Shrek ........ your a legend ....... Helenoftroy ......... you rock chick ........ mikkel .......... not guilty for any of the bruises; but as well as a cute smile and accent you have a hot ass!!!! .............. Jantar ........ a gentleman and a mighty nice bloke ........... alleycat ........... make sure you keep hold of your ring in future ............ and everyone else Great to meet some more wonderful KBer's

[Mikkel]

yeah well something to remember nelson by eh?even if it was a bruise

That's the problem, I don't remember...

least ya got to finish ya bottle of rum even if it was transfered to a cup

Yeah, I couldn't help but laugh at that. No BYO and there I was standing on the stage drinking rum out of my own bottle
Good sports for just confiscating the bottle - might have been better for me if they'd taken the whole lot away... Oh well.

thankyou shrek/helen/mikkel/ghost bullet/mr sensible/dangerous/the mistress/jantar for a great weekend... it wouldnt have been the same with out the chch crew.And sorry to any one that left feeling a little hung over.

And thank to you too. Always good to meet more good folks! As for the hangovers... I can only blame myself.

A fantastic weekend
too much dancing
far too much drinking

No such thing as too much dancing or too much drinking!

mikkel .......... not guilty for any of the bruises; but as well as a cute smile and accent you have a hot ass!!!!

Gee, you're making me blush... But you are mistaken, my arse was sore - not hot.

[Jantar]

....- might have been better for me if they'd taken the whole lot away... Oh well......

Well you did spend most of the night trying to give it away.

[alley cat]

Well i had a mint weekend!
And learnt some new things:

The scarey contents of mens handbags.
How much fun riding in the rain is. (lots).
The danger of fences in the dark, and how to fall in a ladylike manner.
The fact that it doesnt matter how high your IQ is, you still end up drinking from a paper cup.
How great mygsxf rocks out in a rain poncho.
How younger men are better (thanks hel).
That pregnant women need chairs,
And whiskey sends gingers nuts. Kidding.

Thanks everybody else to for making it a great weekend!

[Mikkel]

Well you did spend most of the night trying to give it away.

Well, I'm a generous guy (besides it's not quite so much fun being drunk alone...)
I've said it before and shall say it again: it isn't about how much you can drink, but about how drunk you can get.

The fact that it doesnt matter how high your IQ is, you still end up drinking from a paper cup.

In my experience only very stupid people end up drinking from paper cups.

[Rashika]

That pregnant women need chairs,
And whiskey sends gingers nuts. Kidding.

Thanks everybody else to for making it a great weekend!

...and that gingas sent in search of chairs should be given VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS (like "look in the tent") or they get lost for an hour or more and return WITHOUT said chair... grumble grumble.

Good weekend people! And thanks for being my card shark ...err partner, Shrek. Mr Sensible and HOT just dont have what it takes to beat us eh?

[miSTa]

...Shrek poledancing,Mr Sensible drooling, and Dangerous with wandering hand syndrome were a slight concern.....boys the lot of them!!

EXCUSE ME!

Well i had a mint weekend!
And learnt some new things:

The scarey contents of mens handbags....

Hey, its a MANBAG, sigh. Besides there's nothing wrong with the contents of my bag.

...Good weekend people! And thanks for being my card shark ...err partner, Shrek. Mr Sensible and HOT just dont have what it takes to beat us eh?

HoT and I will get you next time! Good couple of games.


All in all a great weekend. As GB has said we done a fair few kms (though not as much as one skite from Alex ).
Managed to drank copious quantities of alcohol
Got to meet up with all the old faces and some new ones, good stuff.
Roll on the Magpie.