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    What Level of Hell are you bound for?

    Impurity, Sin and Damnation....(sounds like fun doesn't it!!!)

    Fun little quiz which will give you your floor number in hell

    So all you sinners out there - how bad are you?
    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    Apparently I am going to the 7th Floor and am considered an Extremely naughty girl as if I didn't already know that?!

    Must be about time I repented

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Apparently I am going to the 7th Floor and am considered an Extremely naughty girl as if I didn't already know that?!
    Guess I'll be seeing you there some time then mate:
    Seventh Level of Hell
    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
    Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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    Well since I ride a honda... so I am supposidly ghay (according to this forum)... errr that must mean I my brain is gonna fry or something I guess... actually some odd reason and I don't know why cause I am such a lovable guy is I am going deep level number 9

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    Well, i aint that bad...just to the 2nd level...

    but, I would rather go to Heaven!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Guess I'll be seeing you there some time then mate:


    I'm heading for the eighth level... I'll wave on the way down
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Well since I ride a honda... so I am supposidly ghay (according to this forum)... errr that must mean I my brain is gonna fry or something I guess...
    I'm told Honda's go further ..... it is downhill ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    Well, i aint that bad...just to the 2nd level...
    North island.........?
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    7th levels and by the looks of it there should be some good company!! Who wants to be stuck in heaven with the boring goody goodies and some of my fruitloop religious family anyhow!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    ...nice....
    ...and I don't wanna die, just want to ride my motorcy...cle (Arlo Guthrie)

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    Damn if only I had known ...

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test

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    Well the poll sugests im extreemly sinfull ! But i dont care bwhahahahahahaha

    I'm going to live forever Hahahahahahahahahaha
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    level 8!! WTF?? it was rigged i tell ya!

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    Meh 6th level. I'm 'worse' than I thought.

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    Holy shit. Eight.

    I'm only 17 too. fark.

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


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    Well, I'm fucked!! Mwhahahahahaha
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