Drunken debauchery

**jrandom** · 13th January 2005, 11:34

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

Yes thirsty and I'll tell you a lovely drop of Sav Blanc that isn't too expensive is Shingle Peak, it's about $15- and is lovely. I haven't had a wine that ncie in a long time. Anotehr that I really love is Alan Scott, Sav Blanc again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If I feel like sauvignon blanc I always just drink Willow Hill, now. $20 a bottle, but it's been good every year since I started drinking it in '01. It's really good. Really, really good. I just can't bring myself to not buy it.

Oops.

There goes the hijack.

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 11:47

Originally Posted by jrandom

If I feel like sauvignon blanc I always just drink Willow Hill, now. $20 a bottle, but it's been good every year since I started drinking it in '01. It's really good. Really, really good. I just can't bring myself to not buy it.

Oops.

There goes the hijack.

Sacred Hill....mmmmmmmmm

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 12:19

Originally Posted by Blakamin

Sacred Hill....mmmmmmmmm

Is that where virgins are taken to consume alcimaholic beverages of the grape variety before being deflowered?

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 12:27

Why is it, that whenever you're in a crowded shop/moopersarket/department store etc, you always get a really big fart brewing? And so you go off to the corner where no one else goes i.e the one with all the expired dairy products, clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, the broken and mismatched crockery that was never, and will never be tasteful etc, and you release aforementioned fart. It's loud, and it's stinky. And you turn round to find 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

**Yokai** · 13th January 2005, 12:36

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Why is it, that {snip} 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Because 50 people always follow me staring in horrified fascination - they can't believe that I'm allowed to live - most of them are doing theses on me as a miracle of victorian medical science. 1 even got a grant.

**Biff** · 13th January 2005, 12:47

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Why is it, that whenever you're in a crowded shop/moopersarket/department store etc, you always get a really big fart brewing? And so you go off to the corner where no one else goes i.e the one with all the expired dairy products, clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, the broken and mismatched crockery that was never, and will never be tasteful etc, and you release aforementioned fart. It's loud, and it's stinky. And you turn round to find 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology (

) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.

**MSTRS:Me** · 13th January 2005, 12:49

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Is that where virgins are taken to consume alcimaholic beverages of the grape variety before being deflowered?

Yep - I dragged Mrs MSTRS there by the hair, married her, and after a brief but enjoyable flirtation with the fine liquids available, I was talked into a bit of gardening.

**MSTRS:Me** · 13th January 2005, 12:51

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology (

) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.

So it really is a case of the *attraction* of farts

**Motoracer** · 13th January 2005, 12:51

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Ahh, stand aside folks, this is my domain. It takes me back to my days my university days studying quantum physics, biochemistry and biology (

) does this one.

In laymans terms for the benefit of our less well read members:

Basically your stinky bottom burps consist primarily of negatively charged pollutants. Said pollutants particles, being negatively charged, attract shoppers as they are positively charged.

Basic fisiks and magnetesium really innit.

Is that why so many of us are attracted to the female buttocks?

**manuboy** · 13th January 2005, 12:52

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Why is it, that whenever you're in a crowded shop/moopersarket/department store etc, you always get a really big fart brewing? And so you go off to the corner where no one else goes i.e the one with all the expired dairy products, clothing that went out of fashion 400 years ago, the broken and mismatched crockery that was never, and will never be tasteful etc, and you release aforementioned fart. It's loud, and it's stinky. And you turn round to find 50 people have followed you and are staring at you in horrified fascination....

Where do you shop, just out of interest? (In case i prefer my goods "un-polluted").

I find cordura pants can extend the life of your average ass-cough ten fold. I can drop one at work and still make the partner puke when i arrive home - or maybe i just need a wash?