Drunken debauchery

**scumdog** · 14th January 2005, 02:58

Originally Posted by Devil

I have been known on occasion to be able to do it in one

As for farting. Im still learning my fathers tricks, i.e. One fart per step in the family house from the garage level, to the living level (approx 10). Then blame it on squeaky wood.

Had a mate who could fart the first few bars of The Star Spangled Banner...

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**Hitcher** · 14th January 2005, 08:15

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Today's bottom burpy brewings have such an unusual aroma, I'm thinking of bottling them. PM me if you would like a sample...

Could you please fax me one?

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th January 2005, 08:22

Originally Posted by jrandom

Also For Sale:
require expensive attention in the interim.

Ahem....not wanting to appear pedantic or anything....but this would seem to be a typo. I think you meant *expa nsive*

**pete376403** · 14th January 2005, 22:24

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...

But as a woman you can have as many as you want.

**Skunk** · 15th January 2005, 18:23

What was the subject again? Oh yeah, I remember.

Beach House Wines. Try it if you can find it. Related to Roosters Beer.

**Ms Piggy** · 15th January 2005, 18:49

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Macs Blonde - yum, yum, yum!

**Riff Raff** · 15th January 2005, 18:53

I'm drinking Cider tonight....not doing terribly wellwith burping- need more practice. However my farts....

**StoneChucker** · 15th January 2005, 19:10

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I'm drinking Cider tonight....not doing terribly wellwith burping- need more practice. However my farts....

Funny you should mention that, I ate a heap of potent xmas cake last night

bwahahaha

**Pickle** · 15th January 2005, 20:21

Originally Posted by Skunk

Beach House Wines. Try it if you can find it. Related to Roosters Beer.

Ah yes Beach House wines - do a dam fine dry reisling

Good strip of road that starting at Gannets Bar, Beach House wines then 2 more wineries and a cafe before the end of the road

**Skunk** · 15th January 2005, 20:38

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

However my farts....

Your farts... yes... do go on. :confused2

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th January 2005, 20:41

Originally Posted by Skunk

Your farts... yes... do go on. :confused2

No no no don't encourage her. She'll get all carried away & go for the big one (and undo all the osteo's good work with the strain)

**scumdog** · 16th January 2005, 01:08

Somebody let the 'big one' go at the Southie tonight, it was enough to gag a skunk - and is wasn't me!!

Sorry Skunk, I didn't mean you, I know it would take a whole lot more to gag you!!

**marty** · 16th January 2005, 03:33

Originally Posted by scumdog

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

i thought that is what pillions are for...

**Skunk** · 16th January 2005, 12:09

Originally Posted by scumdog

Somebody let the 'big one' go at the Southie tonight, it was enough to gag a skunk - and is wasn't me!!

Sorry Skunk, I didn't mean you, I know it would take a whole lot more to gag you!!

I'm just sorry I wasn't there to compete with it.

**inlinefour** · 16th January 2005, 13:52

Originally Posted by Hitcher

This is an experiment.

Given that most threads lately have inevitably ended up, at some point, discussing the merits of various alcoholic beverages and the effects of consuming said, I thought it may be interesting to see if a thread established solely for this purpose could endure...

However the want for alcoholic beverages has since passed me by along with my youth...