Drunken debauchery

**vifferman** · 13th January 2005, 13:51

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

Anotehr that I really love is Alan Scott, Sav Blanc again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Indeed.
My wife bought some of that when she last visited Blenheim, plus some of the nicest Pinot Noir (but I can't for the life of me remember what it's called...

)

Visiting there in a few weeks, so we'll have to do some more shopping.
Even though I should really give up the drinking...

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 14:01

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Is that why so many of us are attracted to the female buttocks?

Just because it is you... I wouldn't do it for anyone else mind you... but since you are such an appreciative audience, tonight I will eat a fine meal of curry, so that I may regale you with the splendour of my aromatic and musical bottom burps all the way to Palmerston North. No please, don't thank me. I will do this for free out of the kindness of my heart!

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 14:02

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Candy bars?? Or maybe... umm never mind, yep a nice drop of drambuie

Combine the two - mmmmm alcamaholic chocolate!

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 14:04

Originally Posted by manuboy

Where do you shop, just out of interest? (In case i prefer my goods "un-polluted").

I cannot divulge such information ... too many 'fans' would start turning up in my special farting corners.....

Originally Posted by manuboy

I find cordura pants can extend the life of your average ass-cough ten fold. I can drop one at work and still make the partner puke when i arrive home

Oooh cool, thanks for the tip!!!

**Slipstream** · 13th January 2005, 14:24

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Does anyone else get excited about their farts??

WT (and his younger brother) taught our girls that farts are funny.

This disturbed me, but who am I to interfer with Daddy daughter bonding...until we went to my very old (meaning no control over bodily air-flow), very Catholic, very uptight Grandparents place for lunch....

But I must admit, when the girls laugh about it...it is kinda funny...

**Sniper** · 13th January 2005, 14:26

Originally Posted by vifferman

Indeed.
My wife bought some of that when she last visited Blenheim, plus some of the nicest Pinot Noir (but I can't for the life of me remember what it's called...

)

Visiting there in a few weeks, so we'll have to do some more shopping.
Even though I should really give up the drinking...

Get in touch if you ride down. I may even be able to jack a place up for you.

**Biff** · 13th January 2005, 14:27

Never before in the field of human gossip has so much crap been posted by so many for the benefit of so few - Winifred Churchill

**vifferman** · 13th January 2005, 14:28

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Get in touch if you ride down. I may even be able to jack a place up for you.

Thanx, I did think of looking you up, but we're flying down, and renting some boringarse car (would've like summat sporty, but they don't do sporty at Blenheim Budget).
You do aircraft engineering, or summat like that, don't you?

**Hitcher** · 13th January 2005, 14:31

The best sphincter control I have witnessed came from a friend of my brothers who, prior to farting, would ask for somebody to either hum or play a note on any convenient musical instrument. He would then fart exactly that note. Scary.

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches and the Lord's Prayer in three (fortunately for him, he was Catholic). He was aiming to do it in two, but was hitting the wall at "give us this day our daily bread". Very scary...

**Sniper** · 13th January 2005, 14:32

Originally Posted by vifferman

You do aircraft engineering, or summat like that, don't you?

Nope, assistant manager at a car rental firm. I just PM'd you about coming down.

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 14:36

Originally Posted by Hitcher

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches and the Lord's Prayer in three (fortunately for him, he was Catholic). He was aiming to do it in two, but was hitting the wall at "give us this day our daily bread". Very scary...

got a mate who can set off car alarms with the same method..... gets everyones attention wherever you go....

**Devil** · 13th January 2005, 14:44

Originally Posted by Hitcher

At the other end, he was sufficiently prodigious as to be able to belch the alphabet in two belches

I have been known on occasion to be able to do it in one

As for farting. Im still learning my fathers tricks, i.e. One fart per step in the family house from the garage level, to the living level (approx 10). Then blame it on squeaky wood.

**vifferman** · 13th January 2005, 14:54

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:

**Slipstream** · 13th January 2005, 14:57

...Had to post it.

Penis Song - Unknown

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.