Drunken debauchery

**Devil** · 13th January 2005, 14:59

Originally Posted by Hitcher

ONE?? Respect...

The gasmaster brand was all my idea. I should be a rich man.

**Hitcher** · 13th January 2005, 15:00

Originally Posted by vifferman

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:

So, it is the Force you are seeking? Danger, Vifferman, Danger!

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 15:01

Originally Posted by vifferman

Saw these some time ago, and just found them again:

which one was the STX???? i've got money on number 2.....

**Hitcher** · 13th January 2005, 15:05

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Penis Song - Unknown

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Reminds me a bit of this, from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album. Ahem...

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're all blown away!

**Riff Raff** · 13th January 2005, 15:45

Originally Posted by Slipstream

...Had to post it.Penis Song - Unknown

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 15:56

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Reminds me a bit of this, from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation album. Ahem...

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're all blown away!

I haven't heard that for YEARS!!!!

**Coyote** · 13th January 2005, 16:32

Originally Posted by Blakamin

I haven't heard that for YEARS!!!!

A person in my class had the Monty Python CD. We heard that one all the bloody time

**Blakamin** · 13th January 2005, 16:34

Originally Posted by alarumba

A person in my class had the Monty Python CD. We heard that one all the bloody time

shit... last time I heard it, CD's werent fuckin invented!!!!

**wari** · 13th January 2005, 16:53

I DOnt drink VB anymoe ... its poisonn ... and thatsa fact ...

BOy oh boy hassit been

today or what ...

I Tooka di-rect hitt onda verry tipp of m' nose today ...

I HAve one cor-ona left inda fridge ... best I go drinkitt ... :spudwave:

**F5 Dave** · 13th January 2005, 17:11

Yeah I might go Polish off a Becks or two with dinner.

PS Foodtown in the Hutt (Welly) at least are having a pretty kickarse wine sale.

Think they are doing the Allan Scott Sav (had a bottle a few nights ago)
But try the Wither Hill, about $5-$6 off so $20 a bottle wine becomes $15. Shweet!

St Clairs Sav is another I think on special & always good drinking. & the Mudhouse Sav is cheaper still & great.

**Motoracer** · 13th January 2005, 17:12

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Just because it is you... I wouldn't do it for anyone else mind you... but since you are such an appreciative audience, tonight I will eat a fine meal of curry, so that I may regale you with the splendour of my aromatic and musical bottom burps all the way to Palmerston North. No please, don't thank me. I will do this for free out of the kindness of my heart!

Awwwww that is so sweet and kind of you!!! I am touched

. It almost brings a tear to my eye... :confused2 Or is that the smell?