Drunken debauchery

[Riff Raff]

Which reminds me.....farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them too

So it really sucks when you have a deaf captive audience, you do an almighty ripper of a fart, butt cheeks quivering from the aftershock, loud as a.. well a loud thingee, and then the bastard doesn't smell. Happens every time...

[Hooks]

has it swollen up to twice the size?

Oh OH OH ...... pass the bee !!!

[MSTRS:Me]

so RR, get some new friends that will appreciate you for what you can do, not for who you are

[Hitcher]

Oh OH OH ...... pass the bee !!!

Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis its entity.
-d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!...
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All yell: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer's afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All sing: He loves him carnally...
Leader: Semi-carnally.
(speaks)
The End.
Voice: Cyril Connolly?
Leader: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connolly

[NordieBoy]

...Had to post it.


Penis Song - Unknown

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

It's Monty Pythons "Not the Noel Coward Song"

[Blakamin]

It's Monty Pythons "Not the Noel Coward Song"

I knew it was python!!!!

[MSTRS:Me]

I knew it was python!!!!

No skiting please, there are children viewing this

[Riff Raff]

Today's bottom burpy brewings have such an unusual aroma, I'm thinking of bottling them. PM me if you would like a sample...

[Al]

Imagine the fun in the ambulance, patient strapped in and you let rip with a good one....hehehehe

Al

[StoneChucker]

I think in my next life I will come back as a man so I can have a penis...

For Sale:
1 Penis, hardly used, with a bodykit. Been highly polished. Comes with instructions.

Make an offer.

[Indiana_Jones]

That "drinking injury" I got on the side of my head has gone now, no idea how da hell I got it lol, last thing i remember was singing summer of 69 and vauge images of lying on a deck vommiting

Don't play circle of DEATH

-Indy

[jrandom]

For Sale:
1 Penis, hardly used, with a bodykit. Been highly polished. Comes with instructions.

Make an offer.

Also For Sale:

1 Penis, well run in and regularly serviced. One careful owner. Polishing has been neglected of late, but a good finish will undoubtedly return with careful grooming.

Third party has first right of refusal and may develop homicidal tendencies toward any bidders.

Warning: has tendency to generate ongoing maintenance problems, which are likely to disappear of their own accord within twenty years but require expensive attention in the interim.

[John]

i reply becuase I can, and also I'm not talking of penis. end the war.

[scumdog]

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

[Jantar]

The disappointment of farting while riding a motorbike is that NOBODY get to appreciate the fart - and they can be a whole lot harder to 'discharge'.

This problem can easily be overcome by wearing one piece leathers fastened up real tight. The aroma can then be stored up until the time is right, then just unzip your leathers and let everyone enjoy the experience.