Drunken debauchery

**Joni** · 16th January 2005, 18:10

Originally Posted by Honda

However the want for alcoholic beverages has since passed me by along with my youth...

I think you need a drink....

**Skunk** · 16th January 2005, 18:29

Originally Posted by Honda

However the want for alcoholic beverages has since passed me by along with my youth...

And to stop posting to really old threads...

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th January 2005, 21:55

A dastardly plot exposed. My son & RR conspiring to tell lies about me "dropping the Gixxer". (Don't let on that I did)

**sels1** · 17th January 2005, 22:21

Originally Posted by scumdog

Had a mate who could fart the first few bars of The Star Spangled Banner...

.

I can do "shave and a haircut" some mornings....

**Skunk** · 18th January 2005, 09:00

Originally Posted by Joni

I think you need a drink....

Isn't that off topic?

**Riff Raff** · 18th January 2005, 09:07

Originally Posted by MSTRS

A dastardly plot exposed. My son & RR conspiring to tell lies about me "dropping the Gixxer". (Don't let on that I did)

I haven't told a soul.... but maybe you should come out and confess!!!

**Riff Raff** · 18th January 2005, 09:09

Originally Posted by MSTRS

No no no don't encourage her. She'll get all carried away & go for the big one (and undo all the osteo's good work with the strain)

Sadly I cannot compete with Two Smoker's farts at the moment... His are loud and proud whilst mine are just little parps today.

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th January 2005, 10:40

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I haven't told a soul.... but maybe you should come out and confess!!!

You must be the soul of discretion. Wasn't my fault - I was cleaning it and it went off, honest.

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th January 2005, 11:04

Oh all right, I admit it. I dropped one

**hXc** · 18th January 2005, 11:16

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Oh all right, I admit it. I dropped one

So MSTRS you dropped one....GSXR 1100

this is sort of what happened to the bike...

...just as a reanactment.
It's allright everyone has done it once (except for me cause i fell off and broke my thumb

) So thats another beating to a bike on the list along with trying to teach your son (me) to do dohnuts but it sometimes help if your not in 2nd

Well i might shut up now before i get a beating like his bike did

and im gunna make my getaway now

**Riff Raff** · 18th January 2005, 11:25

Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX

So MSTRS you dropped one....GSXR 1100

MSTRS I bet you're going to regret introducing your son to KB - no secret is safe now!!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th January 2005, 11:34

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

MSTRS I bet you're going to regret introducing your son to KB - no secret is safe now!!!

Oh how easy it is to be smart AFTER the fact. FYI I got blindsided

**hXc** · 18th January 2005, 11:34

All is revealed now!

No secret is safe with XhardxcoreX on the loose :sly:

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th January 2005, 11:49

Why oh why didn't I listen to my mother when I was still young & sparkly-eyed.
Kids are a (heavily disguised) blessing really. No, it's true. Isn't it?

**Riff Raff** · 18th January 2005, 12:08

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Why oh why didn't I listen to my mother when I was still young & sparkly-eyed.
Kids are a (heavily disguised) blessing really. No, it's true. Isn't it?

Hold him down and fart in his face!

It won't solve anything, probably start a war or something, but you'll feel really good at the time!