AUSA Clubs Ball

[motorbyclist]

motorsport is an outdoor sport

and i'm pretty sure fixing that guy's bandit without ever meeting him was beyond the call of duty...

we're a relatively new club too

biker culture, i'm sure we contribute to community, yeah we could win all those listed

[klyong82]

I think we are a good political party too.... vote SMC for government

[Real_Wolf]

man, we'd make a good political party, we'd fix everything so that you can get bike parking easily, and lockers which fit your damn helmet (Mine is so damn close that if i shoved really hard it'd probably fit)

[Hanne]

man, we'd make a good political party, we'd fix everything so that you can get bike parking easily, and lockers which fit your damn helmet (Mine is so damn close that if i shoved really hard it'd probably fit)

haha well it might end up fixed eventually but not in a hurry at all!
If our riding is anything to go by, everyone would end up taking a much more zen approach to life, stopping every 40 mins to look at the view and discuss deep matters such as which chain lube to use.

Then again, perhaps that's the way to do it, lower stress levels, save on healthcare

[PirateJafa]

haha well it might end up fixed eventually but not in a hurry at all!
If our riding is anything to go by, everyone would end up taking a much more zen approach to life, stopping every 40 mins to look at the view and discuss deep matters such as which chain lube to use.

Then again, perhaps that's the way to do it, lower stress levels, save on healthcare

Ahem. What's the bin rate on SMC rides? :P

Might need to make state vehicle/health insurance compulsary.

[bomma]

^dont think anybody has EVER binned on any SMC ride aye.....errhhm

[motorbyclist]

If elected governing party our first policy change would be a blanket ban on work and driving during periods of perfect riding weather. only activities allowed must be bike or beer related.

next will be licence re-sits every 5 years to get retards off the road and solve conjestion in one move, along with ticketing for useless driving, moving traffic cops to REAL police work, and maybe a mandatory "ride ya fucken bike ya wimp" rule whereby unless you've got a fucken good reason you ain't taking the car.

parking wardens will be held personally responsible for tickets that aren't legit

no driving on an international licence without first sitting the full driver's test

all roading contracts must be finished on time, on budget, and must last more than 5 years or it's done for free.

oh, and we'll ban buses, build a goddamn power plant (or three) and start up a coal to fuel plant to synthesise our own petrol from our re-appropriated coal exports, which is cheaper than importing the stuff and money will be feed back into our own economy. in the bin with carbon trading BS, environmentalists, and all prisons are to become hell-holes that even the most hardened criminal won't want to reurn to. none of this free food/rent/sky tv bullshit; i'm talking hard labour, public humiliation, squalid living conditions, and this

serious sentencing for theft, assault, and anything else that actually matters.

and a decent student living allowance with less severe loan repaymet threshold - as it is a student is financially and "quality of life"-ally better off on the dole, and if we do find time to work to supplement the $150 a week we have to borrow to survive on, we can only earn a maximum income of $360 per week before we have to pay back the loan, or have a reduction in allowance. yes that' right, if you work for money you have your allowance cut. and remove that fucking 25 year old age condition too.
free allowance perhaps with a slight bias based on course taken as some courses have less intensive workload and offer relatively little return on investment for NZ while conjoint, engineering, medical, law etc all require a significant work effort. (engineering expects atleast 10 hours a week per paper! that's 50 hours a week for me, and 60 for some conjoint/AP students)

i would continue but i'd better stop ranting and go to bed

[Real_Wolf]

lol, spent a bit of time on that didn't you.

Though I must agree with the whole giving tickets to retarded drivers

[motorbyclist]

yeah i kinda got carried away with that one