Prize draw

[boomer]

in like.... a ... sexual way...????

yeah.. but im not 15 any more ..sorry

[BIHB@0610]

I've got an LG dishwasher - it's the nicest one I've ever owned

[BIHB@0610]

My dishwasher grew old and it rusted
I wanted one that could be trusted
My mate took me shopping
I was skipping and hopping
As we loaded the LG and drove home

We got the LG ‘out’ and ‘in’
Hooked up to the taps with a grin
Filled it with dishes
And lots of good wishes
As LG took good care of the grime

My LG dishwasher’s quiet
It copes with the fallout from fry-ups
It handles my glasses
Looks nicer than men’s arses
I love it so much it’s obscene

My LG dishwasher’s got a rack
Its’ hard and firm and intact
It’s beautiful and perty
And it makes me feel dirty
Cause I want to get naked and sit in it

My LG dishwasher’s stainless
It makes doing dishes quite painless
Pain is a good thing – that’s not a weird thing
So to get my kicks now I rub oil all over my body and flagellate myself with a leather riding crop lying naked under the bright light of a silver moon ….

K …. I’ve just worked myself up a bit, back in five

[GIXser]

My dishwasher grew old and it rusted
I wanted one that could be trusted
My mate took me shopping
I was skipping and hopping
As we loaded the LG and drove home

We got the LG ‘out’ and ‘in’
Hooked up to the taps with a grin
Filled it with dishes
And lots of good wishes
As LG took good care of the grime

My LG dishwasher’s quiet
It copes with the fallout from fry-ups
It handles my glasses
Looks nicer than men’s arses
I love it so much it’s obscene

My LG dishwasher’s got a rack
Its’ hard and firm and intact
It’s beautiful and perty
And it makes me feel dirty
Cause I want to get naked and sit in it

My LG dishwasher’s stainless
It makes doing dishes quite painless
Pain is a good thing – that’s not a weird thing
So to get my kicks now I rub oil all over my body and flagellate myself with a leather riding crop lying naked under the bright light of a silver moon ….

K …. I’ve just worked myself up a bit, back in five

your in 20 times ...))))) as im showing all this to LG.. they will love it..

[scrivy]

'LG' makes electric stuff thats quite funky,
Not weak and fragile - but chunky,
Planna's poem this is not,
But hers made me hot,
And now I've got to go and spank my monkey.........

[scrivy]

Either getting up early at the first crack of dawn,
Or going to bed late with a horn,
With a 42" LCD TV,
From those good bastards at 'LG',
They make it easy for me to watch all my hours of porn!!
Signed: Sidecar Bob

[xr-rider]

have got an LG cell phone still works well after many drops and a few swims. should be drawn at the last round of the VMCC winter series.

[BIHB@0610]

Either getting up early at the first crack of dawn,
Or going to bed late with a 42" horn,

..........

[Frenchy]

Well as eddy knows i've got 50 inches and nicksta loves it!! she struggles to see the whole thing in one glance tho!! But really we play lots of moto GP4 on it, well we did till she stared kicking my arse at it so i changed games to teken5 and what the hell she kicks my arse at that too! So now she's not allowed to play against me anymore!!

[Frenchy]

Oh and now for my poem

There was a young man called Edd
Who struggled to get his bike ahead
So he painted his bike, a colour i did like
a sticker or two, too see him right threw
and now that bikes out of sight!!

(at least from me anyway as i'm at the back of the field )

Is there conditions on this draw like any one who beats me at the next round is automatically disqualified??

[Gubb]

Legendary Guys(Gals).

[scrivy]

Those good bastards at 'LG' must be soft in the head,
To give all their cash to KB's slowest rider called Ed,
If they wanted a team of good c@%ts,
That performed lots of stunts,
Then why didn't they give it to Scrivy & Sidecar Bob instead??



Cheque please........

[WarrenW]

That's all I recommend for computer monitors to my clients. Great stuff reliable and a hell of a warranty (zero pixel failure!!!).


Soooo.........

PICK ME

[evol mas]

l install lg heat pumps they are an awsome unit!

[wharfy]

Life is indeed good if you have a big TV