On the lighter side

[1 Free Man]

I make no apologies if any of these have been posted before. I'm not spending the rest of my life trolling through 1,626,866 posts just to be sure they haven't been seen before.

Frogs have it easy they can eat what bugs them.

Advise is like castor oil,easy to give but dreadful to take.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
they've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

Never drive/ride faster than you gardian angel can fly.

Don't smoke to much, drink to much,eat to much or work to much. We're all on the road to the grave but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Four wheel drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

Learn from others mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all by yourself.

If you rest you rust.

A good marriage it like a casserole. Only those involved know what goes into it.

Nothing brings on an emergency quicker than putting money aside for one.

Ah to be a little kid again. Skinned knees are easier to heal than broken hearts.

Keep you head in the clouds. Youre the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.

Just about the time your income gets to the point where food prices don't matter, calories do.

The hardest years in life are between 10 and 70.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are
still thinking.

If you don't know where you are going, look on the bright side, you can never get lost.

Gym: Merry Fitness and a happy new rear.

The human body was wisely designed; we can neither pat our own back nor kick ourselve to easily.

Sometimes the ball of life doesn't bounce your way; other times, someone deflates it.

[CB ARGH]

If you don't know where you are going, look on the bright side, you can never get lost.

Some good shit right thur!

[MSTRS:Me]

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking... surely I cannot look that old? If so, you may enjoy this short story.

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school "Yes," he replied. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1971. Why?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, and then the son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

[1 Free Man]

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking... surely I cannot look that old? If so, you may enjoy this short story.

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school "Yes," he replied. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1971. Why?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, and then the son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?"

GOOD ONE
Yep I can identify with that.