What's the craziest party you've been to?

[munterk6]

I have been to some f@#kin bad ass pissups in my time but there is one particularly narly one I'll never forget...
It was a biker party and a proper hangman's noose was dangling (empty) from a 10ft high veranda outside the backdoor of the place. Heaps of pissed and wasted units in the backyard late in the evening. This youngish female puts her head thru the noose and slips the knot quite tight round her neck with buggerall slack in the rope. Shes laughin and callin out "Hey look at me etc etc".
Next thing, some stupid fuck comes running in from the side and full on tackles her round the waist, she falls, nearly breaks her neck, and is gagging and screaming. Peeps come to her aid and shes ok, just a bit shaken up.
About an hour later the same dickhead that tackled her(after copping a smack in the chops) lit a fire in the long DRY grass, fueling it with petrol from a can, puts the flaming can down on the ground and boots it! Yep...the burning petrol goes all over his nylon trackpants and runnin shoes and his leg is barbecued to a crisp. The Ambo and cops turned up, but everyone was so pissed they couldn't get any sense out of anyone, saw it as an "accident".
The wanker ended up almost losing the leg and got a lump sum from ACC which he pissed against the wall.
So does anyone have a story to top this one?
Please, only factual accounts

[Mikkel]

Can't remember sorry.

Sounds like a right party that though!

[Number One]

No way it tops your story - that sounded bad arse.

Upper Hutt 1994 great night complete with over zealous Riot Police who shut the thing down. Seems it was because of the noise but there was much more carnage once they arrived. Sicked the dogs on a few of the guys and hit many many people with their sticks. Was actually quite a good fun time until all of that went down. One guy broke his legs jumping out the window trying to get away.

[rachprice]

mm probably the undie 500 riots....I just watched of course....it really wasnt that bad until riot police turned up...no doubt some of the students were being wankers but yeah....Though I wouldnt say it was as bad as the one above.

[fire eyes]

I have been to some f@#kin bad ass pissups in my time but there is one particularly narly one I'll never forget...
It was a biker party and a proper hangman's noose was dangling (empty) from a 10ft high veranda outside the backdoor of the place. Heaps of pissed and wasted units in the backyard late in the evening. This youngish female puts her head thru the noose and slips the knot quite tight round her neck with buggerall slack in the rope. Shes laughin and callin out "Hey look at me etc etc".
Next thing, some stupid fuck comes running in from the side and full on tackles her round the waist, she falls, nearly breaks her neck, and is gagging and screaming. Peeps come to her aid and shes ok, just a bit shaken up.
About an hour later the same dickhead that tackled her(after copping a smack in the chops) lit a fire in the long DRY grass, fueling it with petrol from a can, puts the flaming can down on the ground and boots it! Yep...the burning petrol goes all over his nylon trackpants and runnin shoes and his leg is barbecued to a crisp. The Ambo and cops turned up, but everyone was so pissed they couldn't get any sense out of anyone, saw it as an "accident".
The wanker ended up almost losing the leg and got a lump sum from ACC which he pissed against the wall.
So does anyone have a story to top this one?
Please, only factual accounts

geez what kind of people do you hand out with? lol nah all the parties Iv ever been to are now just nana parties in comparison.

[The Lone Rider]

Party I've BEEN to? Gee, my whole life is a party...











Ok I'm lying.. it's only a party when I'm logged onto KB


But seriously.. the best and worst party ever was the night we all left the Hog Out rally after the strippers got off stage, I stopped at my clubs pub on the way home... and well.. i don't remember much else - vague memory of my ex gf and her parents picking me up off the curb and me taking a swing at her dad. And falling asleep in the hallway when I got home.

[tri boy]

"Overlander Roadhouse" Nth West Aus circa 1994.
150 Abo's against about 200 construction workers after the nightclub/disco closed.
The fifty odd coppa's waited till most of the "reveller's" were worn out from smashing each other, then when in boots,batons n dogs.
Gotta love construction towns.

[Flatcap]

Our family Christmas dinner breaks down to booze-fueled violence every year....

[Livvy]

I'll tell you when I top yours, Munter...

Knowing me, I'll probably end up being the dumb cunt with the fire, doing something similar by drink-induced lack of intelligence. I'm too sensible to stick my head through a noose, tackle someone with their head in a noose, or jump out windows really, but I love fire and let's face it, "if you play with fire, expect to get burnt" is one of the truest things I've ever heard.

[kiwifruit]

I went to a party in Hamilton 6 or 7 years ago, about 50 people there mainly students. 3 patched gang members turned up and smashed every guy there, every guy that didn't (or wasn't fast enough to / onto it enough to) flee. That was pretty crazy.

[Nagash]

I somehow got invited to a White Supremecist party a couple of years back.. that was an absolute laugh..

The host purposely invited a couple of groups of African Americans (PC term?) just to start a fight.. and all fights had to be one on one in the middle of a circle, was so fucking stupid..

Cops came pretty quickly, lots of arrests, lots of running, and a few dogs were thrown into the mix. Made my exit just as the cops were coming in.

[T.W.R]

West Coast harvest festival
Freak Ball

2 House wrecking parties 6 bands playing one after the other and after two days both houses were just skeletons

Battle of the Bands 1990 at the Ngaio Marsh theatre at the Canterbury uni

Post concert party when 'Faith No More' played in ChCh

Triumph owners club party at cooptown

[SixPackBack]

A couple come to mind......the 21st where all participants had to consume two funnels before entry....A pissed guy walked onto the road getting run over in the process, an ambulance turned up and ran over him again breaking his leg. I was positioned at the front door at the time and could see the whole nasty thing......'course everyone was so smashed they hardly knew what was going on!......at some stage during the night 'birthday boy' and I swapped partners [not sure how that happened]. I went home with the GF and we never talked about that night again.
Of late the most memorable KB get together involved the shorty star getting banged in the spa in veiw and hearing of us all.
Good times!!

[Number One]

Dammit man second time you've spoken of this spa incident...curious as hell now WHICH shorty star?

[SixPackBack]

Dammit man second time you've spoken of this spa incident...curious as hell now WHICH shorty star?

I don't kiss and tell baby......I can say it all started with some pommy dude wandering thru the party with a womans g-string on 'puppy dog eyes' followed close behind.......not sure I have laughed so much!!!!....you had to be there.