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    The problems with senior sex

    A couple of eighty year olds hook up for some buisness time in the rest home.
    Mr Senior rolls off Mrs Senior after completeing the deed and with a pained expression says:

    "Gee If I knew you were that dry I would have spat on it first!"

    To which she replies:

    "If I knew you could still get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

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    When I saw the thread heading I thought you were going to be telling us one of your life's experience stories of another dimension
    Cheers

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    OUCH

    Nylon burns on ya ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    OUCH

    Nylon burns on ya ........
    Even when ya spit on it?

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    I'll bet it made her toes curl..! John.

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    "That's my Nan, the one with the baggy pantyhose"
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    "That's my Nan, the one with the baggy pantyhose"
    Haha, you remember that ad too

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