Hot Chicks

[manuboy]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice . There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!

[Cajun]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice . There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!

yeah up to 3 years jail with new law coming in

[Paul in NZ]

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Looks fade (along with your bank account) but class never does!

Hot Chicks? They are the Ducatis of the human world. Look and sound great in the shop but once you have one and you want to ride they seem to always need some hideously expensive part before you get any place.

I can't see how it would make work more productive?

I'd rather have a hard worker you can depend on and a friend to pick you up when you fall on your face! (often)

Paul N

[jrandom]

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.

Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?

Shudder.

But, yes, I suppose it's nice to be around presentable, attractive people. And I've always got on well with my female colleagues. But, hell, I'm married, and I have no particular physical interest in them, so why should I care much what they look like? Most guys I know feel more or less the same.

In any case, professionals in my industry are about 97% male, so it's all a bit moot.

Is this thread a troll?

[manuboy]

Okay, i knew this thread wouldn't go the way i hoped it would. But that's okay.

Firstly - izat right? Is that some more anti-discrimination law? You'd get more jail time for hiring a hot chick than you would for killing a motorcyclist? (ref the threads about the drunk aussie chick and the u-turning Asian bloke in AKLD).

So how does that law work? Cos inherently we all discriminate on appearance every second of every day. A friend advertised a job, and the first applicant was just outta the clank, and had tat's across his head. My mate just went "no way" straight away. It was a retail job where he thought customers would be less likely to buy from this person. Is that not gonna be okay now?

Are you pulling my leg Cajun?

[jrandom]

Okay, i knew this thread wouldn't go the way i hoped it would. But that's okay.

Firstly - izat right? Is that some more anti-discrimination law? You'd get more jail time for hiring a hot chick than you would for killing a motorcyclist? (ref the threads about the drunk aussie chick and the u-turning Asian bloke in AKLD).

So how does that law work? Cos inherently we all discriminate on appearance every second of every day. A friend advertised a job, and the first applicant was just outta the clank, and had tat's across his head. My mate just went "no way" straight away. It was a retail job where he thought customers would be less likely to buy from this person. Is that not gonna be okay now?

Are you pulling my leg Cajun?

Cajun is being confusing. He's referring to the new peeping-tom laws that allow jail time for taking unauthorised photographs of people in, ahem, 'intimate' settings.

A snap of someone in the workplace, at their desk, say, wouldn't come under those laws.

Cajun wasn't talking about anti-'discrimination in employment' laws, although if someone did find out that they lost out on a job because they weren't hot enough (unless such was actually relevant, say, in a modelling contract or something) the employer would be in a whoooole *heap* of trouble.

[Edit: although one would also think that a retail establishment wouldn't have too much trouble showing that a certain level of personal appearance was important for their sales staff.]

[manuboy]

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

Nope. Born in Managere. Raised in Hamiton. Public School. Top marks in school C / Sixth form for the entire country as far as i know. Very hard worker also.

I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.

Yeah well, he definitely was that for a while... more settled now. Only met one of his workmates so far. He seemed pretty down to earth to me.

Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?

Only just, but then i'm not the most observant guy....

But, yes, I suppose it's nice to be around presentable, attractive people. And I've always got on well with my female colleagues. But, hell, I'm married, and I have no particular physical interest in them, so why should I care much what they look like? Most guys I know feel more or less the same.

I concur. I think his point related to the fact that the other "partners" all seemed to think the worker bees were indeed more motivated - maybe it had something to do with competitive spirit or something. I dunno. But i'd defend his right to do it, cos they have worked their asses off to build the outfit, if they can do something that they see improves the business (i admit that in reality it seems grossly unfair and it might not actually be the case) then hey - apart from Cajun's post that it is already or might soon be illegal....

In any case, professionals in my industry are about 97% male, so it's all a bit moot.

Is this thread a troll?

Nup, i had a legitimate interest in hearing your opinions.....

[Blakamin]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice . There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!

We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office

[manuboy]

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Paul N

Ahhhhhhh Paul, you just went up in my estimation....... not that you were that far "down"...

[manuboy]

We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office

[manuboy]

I worked at a large downtown law firm for three years. Populated by about 90% unpleasant, up-themselves gits. Parasites. I'm not at all surprised that a partner is hiring 'only hot chicks'. They're mostly the type of guys that'd shag whatever moved and brag about it later over drinks at yuppie bars.

Can you tell I detest commercial lawyers?

So you left because of that or not?

[manuboy]

After eating my tasty lunch of homemade rolls with Liiederhosen cheese, pickle and some other stuff that was goin off in the fridge, i've come to the conclusion that it probably was not kewl to start this thread.

In this new Helen Clark based ultra PC NZ which myself and many others are still struggling to catch up with, i should have known it would cause offense to one or two too many. Put it down to a learning experience and too much time on my hands, and not enough cheese. Apologies.

as Paul would say

Terminate this thread.

[MOTOXXX]

We have NO chicks at work... we have 2 office "ladies" (and i use that term loosley....)
lets just say I'm glad I have my own office

same boat
i feel your pain.

[Two Smoker]

He's probably a Grammar or Kings boy, right?

He said the guy likes hiring "Hot Chicks" not "Hot Boys".... Hence he isnt a Grammar or Kings Boy.....

[jrandom]

So you left because of that or not?

I was a legal secretary, the only male among 70 of them in the firm. Some of that three years was a full-time working break halfway through my degree to pay off my Student Loan So Far. The rest of it was part time while I studied.

It wasn't a *bad* job; they paid $20 an hour for me to turn my brain off, answer phones, type up long, boring documents... a holiday from Real Work, really.

But it wasn't a Proper Job, and it sure as hell wasn't what I wanted to do for any serious amount of time. It was my personal equivalent of a paper run or McDonalds stint.