Sex - or no sex?

[scumdog]

Yeah, well he doesn't eat much.

Not eat much WHAT???

[McJim]

Not eat much WHAT???

Aparently Elvis was a bit like that too. there was just one thing that fella wouldn't eat (so Cybill Shepherd says anyway)

[scumdog]

Aparently Elvis was a bit like that too. there was just one thing that fella wouldn't eat (so Cybill Shepherd says anyway)

Ah well. there's no accounting for taste....I guess he missed out eh??

Heh, CB bought me a bottle of Dalmore 12 year old single malt today - now that IS taste!!

(and no combing teeth afterwards niether)

[Goblin]

Not eat much WHAT???

Sandwiches!!!

[Big Dave]

Words of wisdom from that country music philosopher, Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:

'I have outlived my dick.'

[oldrider]

I have just read through this whole thread and it has given me a great idea!

I am going to ask Mrs O/rider if she knows anything about sex.

Well, If yah don't ask!

Hope I'm not too late :slap: John.

PS: This was her answer.
She said,
she did try it once,
in our honeymoon tent,
twasn't hard,
so she put it in bent,
she was so disappointed,
cause instead of cumming,
it went!

[scumdog]

Words of wisdom from that country music philosopher, Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:

'I have outlived my dick.'

Sadly it's one of the downsides of living to be older than 50...especially if ya drink.

More than twice a night is so over-rated once you realise it's not all about sex - ALL the time.

[Her_C4]

Words of wisdom from that country music philosopher, Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:

'I have outlived my dick.'

Bwwwwahahahaha haven't heard that one before!!

[Bikernereid]

Sadly it's one of the downsides of living to be older than 50...especially if ya drink.

I shall inform my mother about this as both her and her partner are over 50 and therefore should not be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

[scumdog]

I shall inform my mother about this as both her and her partner are over 50 and therefore should not be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

Oh no - you got me wrong.

It's not NOT be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

It's just that more than two or three times a night takes some doing - and gets 'harder' as time goes by.

[Big Dave]

Bwwwwahahahaha haven't heard that one before!!

Can't take credit - Forwarded to moi by Mr Rhys Jones.

[Her_C4]

I shall inform my mother about this as both her and her partner are over 50 and therefore should not be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

WHAT?????

Oh no - you got me wrong.

It's not NOT be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

It's just that more than two or three times a night takes some doing - and gets 'harder' as time goes by.

Oh yes I see .....

[scumdog]

I shall inform my mother about this as both her and her partner are over 50 and therefore should not be able to do any of that 'jiggy jiggy' stuff.

As a side issue - you must be bloody young.

Or is your mother waaay past 50?????

[SixPackBack]

Words of wisdom from that country music philosopher, Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:

'I have outlived my dick.'

Cannabis killed his 'willie' not age.
Drugs are bad.

[Number One]

Does sex = love (well we know that one is not true) or does love = sex???

There is rooting and then there is making love. Sometimes I root my love but I would never 'make love' to a stranger.

Absolutely not! I don't believe for a second sex = love. I think sex is an extention or progression of intimacy .. random sex is ok for some people but is just dead sex (I guess we have all done that) .. I think sex in a loving committed relationship is far more fulfilling and why expend energy on many with restricted reciprocation when a whole world can be opened up with someone special.

+1

Interesting that the guys have trivialised the question with their responses

Surprised?

Men do not as a rule consider 'emotion', generally they are ready for action at a moments notice and 'asexuality' is something many of them will have only just heard of. All across the country KB's men folk are scratching their balls and picking their noses wondering why the fuck any sane man would turn down a root!?

When it comes to sex men have two modes-stand by and shag

Love your work AND thank god for men!!!

Two key aspects here - intimacy and sex. The two are related obviously but they also exist in isolation one to the other.

Sadly, a lack of sex is generally construed as a lack of intimacy by a guy, and a lack of intimacy leads to a lack of sex for a woman (or in other words, a lack of sex starves a guy of intimacy, so he doesn't feel like being intimate)...

... which leads to a woman feeling that lack of intimacy, which is an esential precursor to sex - so the sex doesn't happen...

.. which leads to the guy feeling a lack of intimacy... and around and around and around we go.

The solution? There are a three which people traditionally fall back on.
* Affairs (get what you need elsewhere, be it intimacy, sex or both...)
* Help - counselling... but this is an ocassion to bring out the big guns. Call someone with a degree, not someone that's done the 6 week block course because they think they're good at listening and they might have a go...
* Separate

In the end, any relationship that is not what it purported to originally be is going to struggle. Marrying someone that then refused to engage in a sexual relationship is called tying yourself to a freind... (without benefits).

OUCH

Thankyou once again Yodasan