Stupid Female Quotes

[scracha]

Girlfriend today asks, "What's a pishing filter?"

I glance up and she's reading the box the anti-virus product has arrived in.

[Mom]

ha ha ha? jokes and humour? I must have missed it.

Stupid female that I am!

[rachprice]

Why is this stupid?
I have no idea what it means

[Taz]

You paid for anti virus??? Why?

[Delphinus]

Girlfriend today asks, "What's a pishing filter?"

I glance up and she's reading the box the anti-virus product has arrived in.

To be honest, I think its a valid question if you don't know what phishing is... and its only recently they have started bundling it with AV solutions.

define: phishing
Fraudulent e-mail or website claiming to be legitimate seeking indentifiable information. Phishing is an attempt to steal your personal data.

PS: When calling someone stupid... don't forget to check your spelling

[Delphinus]

You paid for anti virus??? Why?

I find the free ones do not have the same detection rates, scan slower, and are more intrusive.

Check the graphs over at http://www.delphinus.co.nz/antivirus-comparisons/.
Although the free products like AVG are better than nothing, there are a number of client machines I've looked at, taken off AVG, put on NOD32, and its picked up more viruses.

[AllanB]

A silly statement would be

"hey - that didn't taste like icecream"

[scracha]

PS: When calling someone stupid... don't forget to check your spelling

Umm..the whole point was that she said the word "pishing". FFS lighten up you lot. Even she saw the funny side.


Wikipedia this mo fo's http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pish

Best I stop ripping the pish oot oh the kiwi's on here.

[dipshit]

ha ha ha? jokes and humour? I must have missed it.

Stupid female that I am!

I didn't get it either. It must be a joke only computer nerds understand.

[mark247]

I find the free ones do not have the same detection rates, scan slower, and are more intrusive.

Check the graphs over at http://www.delphinus.co.nz/antivirus-comparisons/.
Although the free products like AVG are better than nothing, there are a number of client machines I've looked at, taken off AVG, put on NOD32, and its picked up more viruses.

Thanks to people making cracks my NOD32 is fully registered until 2050 =D All for free. Naughty me!

[scracha]

You paid for anti virus??? Why?

This particular one was won in a competition (genuinely). I normally resell antivirus products as to the best of my knowledge there's no free decent antivirus solution for commercial environments.

[Taz]

It's like that new cops ad on TV where the guy is telling his work story about the chick buying the wrong size shoes...... You know what I'm talking about

[Delphinus]

Umm..the whole point was that she said the word "pishing". FFS lighten up you lot. Even she saw the funny side.

Heh my apologies! Easy to take things out of context online!

[Dave Lobster]

Redneck mother in law in back of car.. we get overtaken by a bike on a roundabout.

"He went round there on two wheels.."

Dumb bitch.

[martybabe]

Not so much stupid as enigmatic for the male listener...

The Wife: " bugger, that freezer I bought from the warehouse last week is in the sale at Mitre 10"

Me; " Damn it's always the way innit, Is it much cheaper?"

wife; " oh it's not cheaper, it's $65 dearer"

Me: " What's the problem then?"

Wife; " it was $100 dearer before it was in the sale, now it's only $65 dearer so I've only saved $65 instead of $100! Bastards! I've lost $35"