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    I notice Jorja has registered for this event, but Frosty hasn't.........
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    Bugger innit--the one big ride I could go on and Im busy elewhere --
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    Many Congrats Frosty. Will be an honour to be present.

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    no slow riders please!!!
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    so who wants the hundy for making her 5.5 minutes late
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    so who wants the hundy for making her 5.5 minutes late
    it will cost you more than that to beat Jorja's offer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    so who wants the hundy for making her 5.5 minutes late
    Only a hundy? oh hell, I can't complain... 5.5 min thats a bit demanding don't you think? Are there rates available for being varying degrees of later than that?

    I just bet I will be a marked target tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Only a hundy? oh hell, I can't complain... 5.5 min thats a bit demanding don't you think? Are there rates available for being varying degrees of later than that?

    I just bet I will be a marked target tho
    Heck dude I just wanna be sure she's more than 5 minutes late

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    Crazed limo driver plows through motorcycle procession in west auckland today. A shocked limo owner was discovered sitting by the roadside having been flung from the moving vehicle.
    Police are following strong leads
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Heck dude I just wanna be sure she's more than 5 minutes late... Crazed limo driver plows through motorcycle procession in west auckland today. A shocked limo owner was discovered sitting by the roadside having been flung from the moving vehicle.
    Police are following strong leads
    You didn't mention she might fight back... you're gonna have to offer more than a hundy if I'm putting me life on the line
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    You didn't mention she might fight back... you're gonna have to offer more than a hundy if I'm putting me life on the line
    You aint afraid of a lil gal in a white dress are ya?--she'll be in high heels--youll surely outrun her
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    You aint afraid of a lil gal in a white dress are ya?--she'll be in high heels--youll surely outrun her
    no, of course not... I'm afraid of said limo ploughing through said procession

    besides... she's a chick.. don't they always take forever to get ready? AND this is a wedding... so it requires even more...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    no, of course not... I'm afraid of said limo ploughing through said procession

    besides... she's a chick.. don't they always take forever to get ready? AND this is a wedding... so it requires even more...
    I get the hard job. Getting 4 kids ready.

    Mind you frosty's mum has offered to help him get ready.
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    Congrats guys
    Just found the thread and wish you all the best
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorja View Post
    I get the hard job. Getting 4 kids ready.

    Mind you frosty's mum has offered to help him get ready.
    oyyy chicky--Ill be at work all day bringing the bread home
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