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    oh pish and tosh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    You paid for anti virus??? Why?
    I think maybe she bought the anti virus program? Now that would be a classic stupid female thing to do
    I have deep pockets. It's just that it's a deep empty pocket...........

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    Scene: Student flat 1990, watching football on TV, (Man Utd v Man City)

    Commentator: "...and the Manchester derby has certainly lived up to expectations!"

    Female flatmate: "Which colour is Derby? I thought it was Man Utd against Man City?"

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    My question here is what the fuck is she doing reading the anti virus box.

    Are you having anti virus for dinner?
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Surely "Stupid" in "Stupid Female Quotes" is redundant. It's almost a double negative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delphinus View Post
    To be honest, I think its a valid question if you don't know what phishing is... and its only recently they have started bundling it with AV solutions.

    define: phishing
    Fraudulent e-mail or website claiming to be legitimate seeking indentifiable information. Phishing is an attempt to steal your personal data.
    OR

    define: phishing
    Fisting spelt with a lisp?
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    OR

    define: phishing
    Fisting spelt with a lisp?
    naughty naughty naughty!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Girlfriend today asks, "What's a pishing filter?"

    I glance up and she's reading the box the anti-virus product has arrived in.
    I thought "pishing" meant to pee, as in urinating? Or did you mean "phishing?"
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    Oh I think thish guysh just been in the pish...



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