Girls, what bike does he have to have for you to get interested?

[Goblin]

Honda riders are cheek parters....'tis scientifically proven!

How? Tell you what, the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out! Not to put anything in there....that's just sick. All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy! Perhaps if I rode a GSXR I might change my mind tho.

[SixPackBack]

How? Tell you what, the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out! Not to put anything in there....that's just sick. All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy! Perhaps if I rode a GSXR I might change my mind tho.

You need some help looking for your sense of humour Goblin

[Trudes]

Rubbish! Please dont tell me my Honda gives the impression I take it up the poop shute.

It's not what he rides but how he rides it that attracts me.

I don't really think the bike matters too much......its how he rides it .

You could meet an awesome guy with the most coolest bike and he rides like a Nana or a complete Nob.... ...not a turn on IMO. Now compared with someone that shows a certain degree of prowess and competency.....

I'm with these ladies.
Then again, I don't like pillioning these days, so don't get on the back much anyway, but if I HAVE to, then the rider is what I judge whether I'll get on back or not on, if I know how they ride and I trust and respect them then it's all good.

[Patch]

GET REAL! OF COURSE the bike matters!

Personally if the guy doesn't have a bike then I ain't interested.

thats a bit shallow isn't it???

[jrandom]

the only time my cheeks ever part is to let shit out!

That's signature material that is.

[ManDownUnder]

That's signature material that is.

...not if Carver's using it...

[marioc]

Surely a Duc is the ultimate weapon for this purpose?
Girls?

[ManDownUnder]

Now compared with someone that shows a certain degree of prowess and competency.....

... as is the way with the rest of life as well. Fast bikes don't make good riders, stick me on fully set up GIXXR thou and Shaun on my shitty RF and my money would be on him.

If you're good - it shows - and people respect that (men and women).

[martybabe]

To date I've had 4.2 million bikes and the only ones that have ever drawn the women into my personal space are Harleys.

I actually heard a ladybird say, as I rode up, "now that's a bike I'd like a ride on" Then I removed my helmet to reveal my bald head and metre long beard with corn flakes still attached from brecky and she said " you know, I'm so over that bike riding thing"

Bikes have never worked in enticing females for me, fortunately, I'm massive in the front trouser department, which seems to get me by.

[Goblin]

You need some help looking for your sense of humour Goblin

Oh go on...I cracked a funny about GSXRs.

[fire eyes]

In my "no bike-can't ride" experience (and yes I know they have places for people like me) most bikes get a glance from me HOWEVER it's the black sporty type bikes that actually get my long lingering second glance .. and I am not ashamed to say that even women riders on those bikes are privvy to my 'special' glances' lol ...

[Number One]

thats a bit shallow isn't it???

Hahahahaaa True - I also liked his arse

[fire eyes]

I sooo gotta start reading these questions properly

[007XX]

Honda riders are cheek parters....'tis scientifically proven!

I'll scientifically prove you right...wanna be my guinea pig, or is that wee bum of yours sealed shut?

I don't particularly care the brand of the bike, but am partial to twins.

As long as the bike looks clean, and the rider doesn't look like a fuckwit, then he's got my attention.

Tinted visors are always hot, but can be a double edged sword

[Patch]

All that poo and arse smells are NOT sexy!

maybe you should use a brush with soap more often - dove comes to mind (or lay off the eggs an licorice)