There was a young lady from Siam
Who went for a ride in a tram.
The filthy conductor went and f***ed her
And now she's wheeling a pram.
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There was a young lady from Siam
Who went for a ride in a tram.
The filthy conductor went and f***ed her
And now she's wheeling a pram.
"Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."
Highway Biker
mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was black as charcoal
And every time it wagged it's tail
you could see it's little asshole.
"May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"
"The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"
Highway Biker
Old mother hubbard
When to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
When she got there
the cupboard was bare
so she ate the dog
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