Resident Redneck
Hardcore Biker
wtf is it?
THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE
and try not sound so route 51 american brudda
NEDWN VIII
Looks like shit in some undies, smells like shit in some undies, tastes like shit in some undies.......glad I didnt stand in it!Originally Posted by StClingin
Registered User
Yeah Maha, you wouldn't want to get any on your going out jandals now, would you?
Highway Biker
A bit too graphic
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Only motorcyclists understand why a dog hangs his head out of a car window
Hardcore Biker
If that's shit then the rice he ate the night before must've passed through his bowels pretty farking fast!
THE FOUR RULES OF EXPLORING THIS AMAZING COUNTRY OF NZ
RIDE SAFE, RIDE HARD, RIDE FREE
and try not sound so route 51 american brudda
NEDWN VIII
Yeah Maha, you wouldn't want to get any on your going out jandals now, would you?
Correct...shit an I dont get along to well, the other day I stood in a fresh dog shit at a customers house (fucken dogs) Busa Pete has a cool story about shit (shit/shirt/rear sprocket) A guy we had working for us, took a toilet out once, it had a turd hanging out the back pipe, but he didn't realise till it was too late and it droped off (luckily outside) and he stood in it, now that was fucken funny.....the lady said..''bloody kids''!!!
Yeah sure, blame the kids...
Registered User
Well someone must have dropped the kid off at the pool, they should be held responsible!
Ta
Looks to have been removed and thrown in the snow, imagine the shrinkage takin your pants off in sub zero temperatures.
FUCK, NOT ONY HAVE I SHIT MYSELF, MY DICK'S DROPPED OFF ASWELL!
Whip it, whip it good!
Maha has had a few run ins with shit of the dog variety mind you. We were at a party at Busa petes place, he went out for a smoke, came back in, up the stairs, along the hall and accross the lounge before realising he had tracked dog shit the whole way along. Bloody disgusting really...LOL The worst of it was they had an open home at their place the next day, they had to go and hire a rug doctor in the morning to clean it up
Rasta Ratskins
Friend of a friend when she first had sex, met some bloke she fancied who took her from the party to a footy park, laid her down and did the biz, only her head was splatted in a dog shit! The guy never called and she got pregnant! True story-bahahahaha!
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