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    Lightbulb Reasons to date bikers (help needed)

    Hey, I wasn't too sure if someone had done this (they probably have and I'm sorry if so) and I wasn't too sure what forum to place it in.

    I've seen so many lists of why to date hockey players and why to date soccer players, and I thought, what about a list for Bikers? Cause, let's face it, Bikers are the best guys to date - well, for a new biker chick like myself.

    I've got a few to start off with and I'd really appreciate it if you'd pitch in some ideas. And if you think it's extremely gay, well, let me know and I'll hide in shame.

    Reasons To Date Bikers (Some quick ones I thought of)

    1. They always wear protection.

    2. The guys always have something long and hard between their legs.

    3. If they see an opening between two things, they’ll try to fit themselves in it.

    4. A slight flick of the wrist can get them all revved up and ready to go.

    5. Their engines are always still hot after, and they can appreciate, a good ride.

    Hope these give you some ideas.

    Cheers,

    midnight_lykos

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    Well im a biker, Mountain biker AND Hockey player...

    Havnt actually heard any reasons to date a hockey player though... must be out of the loop.
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    A good percntage of bikers try to get the rubber smokin !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnight_lykos View Post
    Hey, I wasn't too sure if someone had done this (they probably have and I'm sorry if so) and I wasn't too sure what forum to place it in.

    I've seen so many lists of why to date hockey players and why to date soccer players, and I thought, what about a list for Bikers? Cause, let's face it, Bikers are the best guys to date - well, for a new biker chick like myself.

    I've got a few to start off with and I'd really appreciate it if you'd pitch in some ideas. And if you think it's extremely gay, well, let me know and I'll hide in shame.

    Reasons To Date Bikers (Some quick ones I thought of)

    1. They always wear protection.

    2. The guys always have something long and hard between their legs.

    3. If they see an opening between two things, they’ll try to fit themselves in it.

    4. A slight flick of the wrist can get them all revved up and ready to go.

    5. Their engines are always still hot after, and they can appreciate, a good ride.

    Hope these give you some ideas.

    Cheers,

    Louise
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    Your phone number please.

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    The sporty riders generally have tight abs and buns.....good muscles for thrusting
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    Nonono,

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    Some are Crusisers and happy to go all night

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    Riders don't get all squeemish if it gets really wet !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Honda riders are good handling and smooth.
    Plus exceptional build quality
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    We are also very serious types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Bills View Post
    Honda riders are good handling and smooth.
    Plus exceptional build quality
    So you have big hands and shave a lot?

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    XL Gloves, and everyones gota take care of themselves aye
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    Dirt Riders are not as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Dirt Riders are not as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!
    Oh, that's so lame, I love it......
    Don't you DARE take my job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Dirt Riders are not as bad as they sound! eeeeuuuw!
    Dirt Riders wash thoroughly before coming to bed...
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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