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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I've just won a $10,000 world trip, and a $5000 plasma telly. All I have to do is send $500 for freight to the man in Nigeria so he can post it !
    He He, I'll go you halfs

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    Helped convert a guy to getting a bike and went browsing today for his first!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    got passed over at work today for a job i'm more than qualified for - except for the big tits - i didn't realise tit-size was a qualification, silly me!
    ......makes me look for other options right? i am happy

    got audited today ...sailed thru - compliments from auditor on my systems....i am happy

    going home in 5 mins .. yippee!
    Holy shit!! The guy hiring's name wasn't Rex was it? Sounds like an old boss of mine... the only qualifications he looked for were big tits and blond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I've just won a $10,000 world trip, and a $5000 plasma telly. All I have to do is send $500 for freight to the man in Nigeria so he can post it !

    That guy is sooo generous. All I have to do is email him my a/c detail;s and he's gonna deposit about a trillion (US) into it so I can retire, buy half of Bolivia and get a second penis installed. Easy-as.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Helped convert a guy to getting a bike and went browsing today for his first!!
    Hope he likes his hooker!
    Oh, first bike? Sorry, it's a wavelength thing.

    OOPS! No sarcasm on this thread I said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Holy shit!! The guy hiring's name wasn't Rex was it? Sounds like an old boss of mine... the only qualifications he looked for were big tits and blond.
    Sounds like Tie Rannus Saw-Us Rex.

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    Interesting thread really,lunchtime today i put up (for about 10 minutes) with this guy moaning about his mortgage,his kids,his wife blah blah blahIn the great scheme of things i feel hes lucky to have any one of them let alone to live in a country where all three are possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    That's gotta be a first for the Stoned Biscuit Coast
    Didnt last long.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Interesting thread really,lunchtime today i put up (for about 10 minutes) with this guy moaning about his mortgage,his kids,his wife blah blah blahIn the great scheme of things i feel hes lucky to have any one of them let alone to live in a country where all three are possible.
    That's kinda what I was thinking. Cheers. Life in NZ is actually pretty cool. Sure you hear about how well miners do in Kalgoorlie (or wherever) but who TF would want to live there? We've copped some weather recently but it's not THAT bad, you can go get a big TV if that's what you want, a bike on HP FFS. Try that in deepest darkest Georgia at the mo; it's not gonna happen.

    Yup. I'm a kiwi, I'm happy, bring it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Didnt last long.....
    I bet you say that to all the boys..........
    This is the 'happy' thread........

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    That's what I'm talking 'bowt!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    That guy is sooo generous. All I have to do is email him my a/c detail;s and he's gonna deposit about a trillion (US) into it so I can retire, buy half of Bolivia and get a second penis installed. Easy-as.
    But you are already a big......no sorry, can't do it....too happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Interesting thread really,lunchtime today i put up (for about 10 minutes) with this guy moaning about his mortgage,his kids,his wife blah blah blahIn the great scheme of things i feel hes lucky to have any one of them let alone to live in a country where all three are possible.
    Well I have a mortgage, a kid but no Wife....I say 2's company, 3 is a crowd...

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    Fwiw if anyone ever gets the glums with life then i reccomend spending a few minutes in ward 27 at CH-CH hospital,you will walk out of there feeling very happy with whatever you have.
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