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    Women Over 40

    Thought this worth sharing.......
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    you know, that is SO worth sharing that it's worth reproducing .........

    In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
    60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

    As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:-

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
    NICE ONE SLOFOX!!

    [of course, i COULD be biased ......... lol]
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Growing old is a fantastic thing indeed...

    Although I doubt Andy Rooney met my mother: he'd rethink his viewpoint.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Growing old is a fantastic thing indeed...
    Growing old is easy... growing UP is the hard bit that gets harder with age.....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Growing old is easy... growing UP is the hard bit that gets harder with age.....
    If you ever find out how, please don't share...I'm happy in my denial of maturity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Women over 40 are called ladies I believe.

    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    I concur with all of the above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Women over 40 are called ladies I believe.

    MY mum told me ALWAYS call a lady... a lady. Even if ya KNOW she's no lady...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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