Desperation

[Str8 Jacket]

Wellington police are looking for two men who threatened to stab another man if he did not hand over his box of Tui beer.


Detective Sergeant Damian Murphy, of Wellington police, said the man was approached by the duo as he left the Mill liquor store on Walter Street about 5.50pm on Tuesday.

The pair threatened to stab him if he did not give them his box of beer.

But he called out to a member of the public and the offenders fled empty-handed.

Police said they would like to hear from anyone who saw the offenders, a Caucasian and a Maori or Pacific Island, both aged 15-20.

Link to stuff article here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4655949a11.html

[Trudes]

"Hey bro, giz your piss man"
"Oh yeah sure, here you are"
Yeah Right.

[Str8 Jacket]

"Hey bro, giz your piss man"
"Oh yeah sure, here you are"
Yeah Right.

You do crack me up, crazy lady!! But, yeah I think that you're right Trudes.... Tui organised this just for publicity!

[FJRider]

We can probably expect similar antics at gas stations now ???

[Trudes]

hahahha well of course, why else would they name the brand of beer, cause like that matters, unless these guys only drink Tui but.... "The Tui Bandits" strike again, 'cause they are just that fussy about the piss they steal.

[Str8 Jacket]

"The Tui Bandits" strike again, 'cause they are just that fussy about the piss they steal.

Dear God, shut up woman. You're giving all the "The Arse Bandits" of this world some ideas....

[FJRider]

Thieves with piss poor taste ... or is that poor piss taste... ???

[Trudes]

Thieves with piss poor taste ... or is that poor piss taste... ???

both apply. If you're going to steal someone's piss, at least make sure it's good piss worth stealing eh!