Thank your lucky stars!

**rottiguy** · 14th August 2008, 21:14

lol well that is the most surreptitious pick up attempt I have seen in a long time, well done

My horror scope says I will meet a 3 foot blond with a flat head who's father will own a brewery, oh yeah any 3 foot blonds here looking for a long term meaning full relationship

Originally Posted by MystikEagle

Well, I don't know if anyone here believes in horoscopes, but I thought I would start a random thread about them. I was thinking that we could read our horoscope at the beginning of the day/week and then post at the end of the day/week to say if the horoscope came true or not.

I am going to start off, let me know if you think this is a stupid idea or if you have any other feedback....

Well, my weekly horoscope says that my saturday night is going to turn "romantic". (I am both single and shy so not sure what is going to happen).
Anyone on here from down Dunedin way that might be going out on saturday night?

**98tls** · 14th August 2008, 21:15

Horoscopes make me of another timewaster,"sensing murder"

**rottiguy** · 14th August 2008, 21:18

Sensing horror even

Originally Posted by 98tls

Horoscopes make me of another timewaster,"sensing murder"

**James Deuce** · 14th August 2008, 21:20

Must.

Mix.

More.

Zyklon.

B.

**Maha** · 14th August 2008, 21:21

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Must.

Mix.

More.

Zyklon.

B.

I am outta bling...my bad!

**Str8 Jacket** · 14th August 2008, 21:25

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Must.

Mix.

More.

Zyklon.

B.

Feeling a bit crabby?! You must be a cancer!

**98tls** · 14th August 2008, 21:25

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Must.

Mix.

More.

Zyklon.

B.

Still avaliable as Dragan D2.

**Bikernereid** · 14th August 2008, 21:33

Capricorn, you may appear reckless, but chances are that your actions will have been very well planned, and probably also rehearsed. Capricorn is always calculating what will happen if you do something.

Daily horoscope: work with what you have and the expectation that what you set out to do happens just like that. Colleagues are cooperative and on your side. It's about team work.

**MystikEagle** · 14th August 2008, 21:46

Originally Posted by Trudes

No worries,

it's a really difficult thing to get used to with this place, especially if you've spent time on other sites where the people don't usually get to meet the people they call arseholes online!!

But hey sorry, will let you get back to your thread. (you'll get used to the severe hijacking that goes on here too...

)

Lol, yeah. I am really looking forward to meeting some of the people on here though... (I'm used to the hijacking, lol, I think it happens in most places)

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

Capricorn, you may appear reckless, but chances are that your actions will have been very well planned, and probably also rehearsed. Capricorn is always calculating what will happen if you do something.

Daily horoscope: work with what you have and the expectation that what you set out to do happens just like that. Colleagues are cooperative and on your side. It's about team work.

Yay!!!! Someone actualy taking me seriously! Good luck with your teamwork being a planner and all.... I have never played nice with others

**hayd3n** · 17th August 2008, 15:45

Goats

**sincity** · 20th August 2008, 11:59

Originally Posted by MystikEagle

Well, I don't know if anyone here believes in horoscopes, but I thought I would start a random thread about them. I was thinking that we could read our horoscope at the beginning of the day/week and then post at the end of the day/week to say if the horoscope came true or not.

I am going to start off, let me know if you think this is a stupid idea or if you have any other feedback....

Well, my weekly horoscope says that my saturday night is going to turn "romantic". (I am both single and shy so not sure what is going to happen).
Anyone on here from down Dunedin way that might be going out on saturday night?

So did anything romantic happen on Saturday night as your horoscope said?

Originally Posted by rottiguy

lol well that is the most surreptitious pick up attempt I have seen in a long time, well done

My horror scope says I will meet a 3 foot blond with a flat head who's father will own a brewery, oh yeah any 3 foot blonds here looking for a long term meaning full relationship

All use males want a 3 foot woman with a flat head etc. What man doesn't?

My stars last year came true. I was having a quick bite to eat one morning on the way to work and read the paper, sometimes just look at what drabble the horoscope says etc, and took note as it said to be cautious at work. Well I was working on a building site that day and almost fell from the 5rd story scaffolding.

: I remembered what my stars said and quickly put my safety harness on. Now I tend to read them a bit more often.

**Stirts** · 20th August 2008, 13:21

Aries Mar.21-Apr.19
Mars is in conjunction with a lateral star. This means you will soon meet a man called "Wibbling Barcelona". He will supply you with an iron leg which can be used to remove bile from your Auntie's underpants.

Taurus Apr.20-May 20
As Venus realigns itself with the cheese grater constellation, your soul will seek answers. You can illuminate your face using peanuts. Try and avoid demolishing your home just because your tongue changed colour.

Gemini May 21-June 20
Mercury is misaligned so be prepared for a few surprises! A midget will pee in your gas tank and take a dump in your plant pots. This is a chance to renounce your anger and learn how to forgive people.

Cancer June 21-July 22
The recent lunar phase is an excellent opportunity to show people how loving you can really be. The next time you see someone you like, you should shove a loaf of bread up your ass and weep for 3 hours solid. You will be hailed as a true romantic and people will start admiring your jawline.

Leo July 23-Aug.22
Life has too many challenges for you, but you are wise and smart. You may one day discover a way to play MP3s from your toenails, which could change the world. Just don't hang dead sheep from your ears and pretend they are earrings!

Virgo Aug.23-Sept.22
There are a few minor conflicts between Mercury and a bucket of squids. You may experience a short burst of energy which could give you the urge to grow a huge moustache from your chin. This can be achieved by squeezing the juice from a weasel.

Libra Sept.23-Oct.21
Venus is feeling rather tricky. If you see your Dad eating a sack of butter then do not attempt to extract peppermint from his eyeballs using a spoon! There's more to life than sniffing dog collars.

Scorpio Oct.22-Nov.21
You are deluded! Inhaling muscle relaxants will not make you scream like a horse and poop out gold. Its about time you grew up and sold your collection of Justin Timberlake and Johnny Depp dolls.

Sagittarius Nov.22-Dec.21
Pluto has cursed you for dressing up as a moose and chasing squirrels last week. You will piss razors for the next 36 hours and there's nothing you can do about it. You'd better stock up on mushroom soup!

Capricorn Dec.22-Jan.19
Saturn has granted you an abundance of toasted sunflower seeds. You can use them to build a new peg leg which would look great when you hit the clubs. Do not confuse a locust for a bar of soap - that can be bad!

Aquarius Jan.20-Feb.18
It is a time for discovering new secrets. There is a hidden sack of gallstones buried deep within your pancreas. These can be mined with an egg whisk and sold to aliens for a reasonable profit.

Pisces Feb.19-Mar.20 Finding your true destiny is like building a giant pillar from cat teeth. Its not about how many cheese slices you wear on your head - but more to do with the shape of your kidneys.

**Trudes** · 20th August 2008, 13:54

Thanks Stirts, looks like I'm off to buy a loaf of bread and a box of tissues!!

**nodrog:Me** · 20th August 2008, 14:14

Originally Posted by Trudes

Thanks Stirts, looks like I'm off to buy a loaf of bread and a box of tissues!!

well she has the cheese, you guys could get some sandwhich action going.

Originally Posted by Stirts

Pisces Feb.19-Mar.20 Finding your true destiny is like building a giant pillar from cat teeth. Its not about how many cheese slices you wear on your head - but more to do with the shape of your kidneys.