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    Kids are quick

    Kids Are Quick
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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
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    Free Scott Watson.

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    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


    1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
    2. Strike while the bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
    4.. Never underestimate the power of termites.
    5. You can lead a horse to water but How?
    6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
    7. No news is impossible
    8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust Me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
    13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is not much.
    17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you
    See in the picture on the box
    24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
    25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

    And the WINNER and last one!
    26. Better late than Pregnant
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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