Funny - embarrassing things

**Mom** · 16th August 2008, 18:38

Please feel free to add to this list of shame.

We went out doing a bit of a tyre kick of property today with a Real Estate Agent. Rural, muddy sort of stuff, so I wore an old pair of pants...problem was I did not realise just how elderly they had become.

First stop was fine, until I got back into the car..small ripping sensation in seat of pants, thought oh no but did not stress too much. Well next stop as I got out of the car the arse of the pants parted company in a BIG way! Lucky the sun was shinning, off with the jacket tye the thing around the waist all cool

Bugger me, every time I got in or out of that car the rip kept getting bigger...LOL. I was grinning like a Cheshire Cat and giggling to myself, I am sure this guy thought I was mad

When I owned it to Maha, he was really amused (as you would expect) I would say things like..."gosh it is breezy here" when we got out of the car and avoid eye contact with him at all costs.

How embarrassing!

**FJRider** · 16th August 2008, 18:57

When the laughter stops... you may get more of a response...

**JimO** · 16th August 2008, 19:03

when i bought my first house in 1979 the land agent stepped backwards down a bank in the mud, funny as, did end up buying the house, when he died a few years later i could still see him dissapearing arms flailing... i wasnt embarassed but he was

**martybabe** · 16th August 2008, 19:16

Thanx for that draughty draws, good stuff.

Sadly my list is endless but off the top o the head....

I was a bit shy with the girls, as a teenager, so when a small group of lovelies gave me some attention as I was walking past one sunny day at the swimming pool, I decided to be bold and sat down to have a chat.

It was going really well , every thing I said was met with giggles, nay, laughter, as I told my stupid jokes they laughed more and more, Martybabe was in!

Twas about now I noticed they were sometimes laughing before the punch line and the particularly pretty one was pointing at me and crying hysterically.

I looked down to where she was pointing to see my lovely pink right bollock hanging out my leopard skin speedos.

it's funny now but shit, it was humiliating then.

And not forgetting this fiasco of course. http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=67886

**Virago** · 16th August 2008, 19:23

My line of work has many embarrassing moments.

One day I went into a large central city building to carry out a routine Fire Alarm test. The building owner was there, he was very interested to see the procedure. No problem, I talked him through the entire process, explaining each step as I proceeded. I explained how the "Test" signals were transmitted, confirming the connection to the Fire Service.

He was very impressed, and I was proud of my professional appearance.

He asked about Fire Service response times, and I explained that he should expect attendance within 3 to 4 minutes, being very close to the Central Fire Station.

As I spoke, I could hear the unmistakable sound of several approaching Fire Engines. Glancing down at the Fire Alarm, there was the "Test" switch, still in normal "active" mode...

Excusing myself, I went outside to greet four Fire Appliances, and explain my boo-boo. Going back inside to face the building owner was much harder...

**Blackbird** · 16th August 2008, 19:30

Errrrm..... having our 25 year old daughter staying with us last Xmas, and shouting down the corridor, " Can't you two be a bit quieter, it's disgusting", whilst we were ummmmm.... y'know.

Guess it proves that at 60, everything still works, despite no-one wanting to make eye contact for a few hours

**Bikernereid** · 16th August 2008, 19:30

Was out doing a little bit of window shopping with OWNER the other week and trying to be more girly was wearing a very cute 1940s style dress. All was going well until a big gust of wind blew the dress up (marilyn style).

You can image my embarrassment as I was going commando. A I am trying to push the back of the dress down the front it trying to blow up.

The peeps around at the time had a good laugh.

All the way home OWNER very sweety placed his hand on my arse (on top of the dress!) and I had a firm hand on the front to avoid other such incedents. That will teach me to try and be more girly, sticking to jeans again now!!

**Mom** · 16th August 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by Virago

As I spoke, I could hear the unmistakable sound of several approaching Fire Engines. Glancing down at the Fire Alarm, there was the "Test" switch, still in normal "active" mode...

I seem to be a disaster area here...

I got asked to do a bit of temping many moons ago...Well known bank, easy peasy teller duties

First day out we get a fax out warning to be on the look out for fraudulent travellers cheques. I get a customer presenting T/Chqs that "interest" me. Luckily I am temp and have NO discretion to convert currency. I take to senior having lunch. She approves the transaction and asks me to take a still pic of the customer. Remember here this was 2 million years ago, these days it is automatic.

I go back to my teller station and activate what I thought was the still pic switch...

FUCK ME!!!!!!! I have done the RAID ALARM!... I still feel the shame of that..

They asked me back, so it must have been ok...

**pete376403** · 16th August 2008, 23:36

(this wasn't me but I was there at the time and it was mighty embarrassing for the guy who did it)
In a Telecom computer operations room when they had had a courier deliver a package. He asked how to get out, was told to "hit the red button by the door". However the button he hit was the computer room emergency power down - everything went very quiet.
A safety cover was in place very soon after.

**Laava** · 17th August 2008, 00:14

Chatting to a couple of girls on the beach after a swim with a big bogey hanging out of one nostril.

**owner** · 17th August 2008, 02:03

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

You can image my embarrassment, Yeah right
TUI ADD

OWNER very sweaty, placed his hand on my arse and I had a firm hand on the front

You can imagine my laughter!

**barty5** · 17th August 2008, 08:25

had a mate who was a courier in town use to wear the side cut running shorts problem was im and out of the van after a few times inknown to him until nice girl at reception pointed it out (pun intended) the old feller was hanging out. swore never to go comando again after that. And no just incase your thinking yeh right this was me i wouldnt be seen dead in those shorts.

**fatzx10r** · 17th August 2008, 09:22

year's back on a frriday night on the main street of dunas, a mate of mine on a xr250 dumped the clutch off a set of light's. he flipped the front up in the air and carried on thruogh the intersection getting dragged behind his bike. the funneist bit was his passenger was still holding on to him and being dragged along as well. i just about fell off my bike i was laughing that much. and all the folks out on the town were most amused as well. no one was hurt but the rear end of the bike broke in half, lol

**nadroj** · 17th August 2008, 20:51

'Was talking to the mum of a 14yo boy & she was concerned he was having sex with his 14yo girlfriend as she had found a few used condoms. He stated emphatically they were both virgins still, so stepdad was asked to have a discrete word.
"Surely you don't think we believe that story when we have evidence"
"I'm telling the truth - she doesn't want me to give her a mouthfull so I use condoms"